Comments | happykitty69: Too much testosterone

happykitty69

Too much testosterone

Jun 07, 2006 08:19

Yikes! This morning, on my bike, I crossed infront of a serious Madison biker (full gear, funny glasses, etc.), and I guess I made him slow down a tiny bit - or scared him, I don't know. Something. I thought I had PLENTY of room to cross. Anyway, he totally went off on me. He yelled at me immediately, which I blew off easily enough. But then ( Read more... )

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oniaka June 7 2006, 22:12:41 UTC

He is lucky I was not there... That kind of stuff is uncalled for. I would have called the police and had him arrested for assault and approaching in a threatening manner. Cause yeah, those spit flecks, that is enough to legally cry assault.

One does not have to press charges in the end. Just get the guys attention.

happykitty69 June 8 2006, 12:43:02 UTC

Yeah, it felt like assault that's for sure.

Today I'm laughing about it though, so all is well.

I was thinking about you though and how you might have handled it. Me, I was just struck-dumb, totally stunned.

oniaka June 9 2006, 08:59:48 UTC

I think that if it were me, I might have gotten into a defensive crouch and hissed. It has worked for me in the past. Besides, the startled look on a persons face when you hiss at them like a really pissed off cat is priceless. :D

badrabbit June 8 2006, 03:36:52 UTC

id have stretched his spandex over his head and punched him in his tiny undropped testes while taking a big steamy dump of pain on his bike then slashing his ergonomic asshugger bike seat with a rusty razorblade a coke addicted herpes prostitute used to shave her cooter.

but then again, thats just me

happykitty69 June 8 2006, 12:41:00 UTC

HA!! LOLLY! That's the best idea yet. Dang, creative justice at it's best. Now I'm glad they guy went off on me just so I could read your response. LOL!!! Ha. Refreshing, you.

tarpo June 8 2006, 06:45:41 UTC

ya see.. THATS why you take one of those cheap plastic water bottles.. freeze it.. carry it on your bike.. and when some asshole does something like that.. Thow it as hard as you can against his front wheel..

happykitty69 June 8 2006, 12:39:05 UTC

MMmmmm. Tempting. I could also do the "Breaking Away" thing where you throw a tire pump into the guy's front spokes.

Go Cutters! chezsterno June 12 2006, 19:35:19 UTC

Nothing one can do on the public way automatically gives one Right of Way. (Even the use of lights and sirens are technically a “request” for Right of Way.) If you want to top out your speed, the only safe place to do so is a closed track (boring as it may be), and even there accidents happen. If you’re gonna dress like a freak and expect everyone to get out of your way so that you don’t have to use your brakes (or common sense), well, all them kids, grandmas, squirrels, oil patches, gravel, litter, automobiles (that claim that they “never saw you”), etc. will change your mind--eventually ( ... )

Re: Go Cutters! happykitty69 June 12 2006, 19:37:56 UTC

Heh. Thanks Sterno, of course you are right.

I've gotta call you.

Hugs, K.

Go Stoners! chezsterno June 12 2006, 20:17:42 UTC

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