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odin714 January 28 2006, 17:50:12 UTC
Aw, Clay. Poor kid.

This is the best:

"Ashley Olsen plied her charms on Benicio Del Toro at Bungalow 8. Olsen, 19, had been demurely sitting on her banquette, but when the 38-year-old, now bearded up and shooting "Che" at the UN arrived, she got up and began dancing seductively, peeking over her shoulder to make sure he was looking ..."

If you read closely, you'll notice NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Great. "People at clubs are looking at each other and dancing! Page 1!!"

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