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[happylittlesong]

Gosh, I want to apologize to everyone for making such a fuss and, well, the whole barricades thing! I feel so silly about it now -- who knew that sex was actually something so, well, nice? I'm so glad Mr. Ffamran taught me all about how wonderful it really is! He was very kind and went very slowly and methodically through the whole thing with me

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[d_luffymonkey]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I have a question.

What's sex?

[happylittlesong]

It's that thing that the bunnies do!

[d_luffymonkey]

...bunnies? Like rabbit bunnies? They taste nice when mum used to cook them.

[happylittlesong]

Yes! Exactly! They do it all the time! They did it on my bed once while I was trying to sleep -- but now I know that they were just trying to spread love and happiness and babies! It's a miracle of nature!

[haplessmedic]

...

[happylittlesong]

?

[haplessmedic]

...nothing. It's not any of my business.

[happylittlesong]

If you say so!

[eighthmelody]

[voice]

...

[/voice]

...what's for dessert tonight?

[happylittlesong]

What would you like?

[eighthmelody]

Um...

...tiramisu?

[happylittlesong]

All right! Tiramisu it is!

[kickasskisaragi]

...you lost your virginity to someone named Ffamran?

[happylittlesong]

.....I'm not quite sure what you mean by that!!

[kickasskisaragi]

...didn't you just say..

..how you did it with some dude just now?

And woah--wait, holy--geez, bunnies? What bunnies? How do bunnies even play into that?!

[tiny_tinker_toy]

Yuffie, I don't think that's what happened. I know Ffamran. He's not that stupid.

[Locked to Yuffie // Unhackable]

I just don't think Giselle gets it....

[jadegiantess]

Wait a moment..."went very slowly and methodically though the whole thing"? Ack, Jenny get your mind out of the gutter! Ah, did you do it he teach you everything turn out okay? I mean...you know...how do you even pronounce that guy's name?!...

you know Giselle, extra dessert would be nice. Can you bake a cake?

[happylittlesong]

Of course everything turned out all right -- thank you for asking! He was very sweet and gentle about it, not rough at all! I did think he was pushing a little too much at first, but once we figured each other out, it all ended so beautifully! And having Mr. Vash and Mr. Doumeki there staring at us the whole time was not awkward in the slightest!

A cake sounds wonderful! I shall have to start making a list of desserts to make!

[Locked to Jen]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

NOT WHAT SHE'S MAKING IT OUT TO BE!!! I know Ffamran, and he values his life and his 'goods', y'know.

[Locked to Rikku]

[jadegiantess]

By all that's holy, I hope you're right, cause it sounds like what we all think it sounds like.