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[happylittlesong]

My goodness! The mice have been disappearing at an alarming rate! We've lost two tenors and a contralto -- not to mention an entire chorus line! All that was left were their tiny top hats and canes!

I understand that these kittens are very sweet and adorable and full of fluffy happy joy, but if it's not inconvenient for anyone, could you maybe try

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[smilin_through]

I don't want to leave Dandelion alone in my room, though, I might have to bring him into the kitchen sometimes.
I promise he'll be good, though, I'll keep him away from the mice!

[happylittlesong]

Oh, dear -- well, I suppose some things we just have to work around! I'm sure that you'll be a very good influence on him!

[happylittlesong]

Thank you very much! (It's all right -- mice have very positive attitudes towards death, and they don't blame anyone! We've held a small service, and I'm sure they're in a much better place now. With cheese!)

[happylittlesong]

That would be lovely! Gosh, this whole escort business seems like more fun than hassle, doesn't it?

[drinkitlovelife]

Birthday cake?

[happylittlesong]

Yes, indeedy! I just need some graham crackers and another few ounces of cream cheese...

[drinkitlovelife]

It better be good! There's probably nothing to worry about, though, since you're an actual cook.

[blue_tornado]

That's no good at all! But is the cook happy about there being mice in the kitchen?

[happylittlesong]

Why, of course! Mice are wonderful help in the kitchen -- they're very good at cleaning up crumbs, and they provide a lovely backdrop of traditional opera aria! I always find it much easier to cook when there's a backup chorus!

[blue_tornado]

That sounds like a ton of fun! I wanna watch you cook with a bunch of mice! Can I?

[happylittlesong]

Of course! (Just be careful not to step on them -- they are quite small!) You're always welcome in the kitchen!

[flailingbento]

I would also like to request that the cats be removed from the kitchen, considering that there is food in here whose taste is not improved by cat hair.

Though it is nice not having mice in the pantry for once.

[happylittlesong]

Oh, you don't really mean that!