VNV was fuckin awesome last night. They didn't look the way I pictured at all. The lead singer was a short chubby bald dude and the other one a tall (probably gay) guy, and in case you've forgotten: Tall guys=big cocks. The set they played was kinda what I expected. I heard some of my favourites, Chrome, Epicentre, Perpetual but I was dying for ( Read more... )

Last Saturday at the Market was fucked. I got incredibly drunk as per usual and had those weird blackout sessions that I don't realise happened until the next day after. I make trash look hot, especially with pasty foundation, black eyeliner, the campest blue scarf and the words 'dirty arabs do it best' written on my back. Yeah, I don't really ( Read more... )

I don't like being older. It hurts like an oversized penis penetrating a tight ass. I'm so not going to age gracefully. I hope the psychic really was right and that I do die at 41. Wait no bad shit, as in I don't want to mention bad shit. Only the good crap. Like being wasted practically three days in a row was really exhausting but oh so fun, and ( Read more... )

Woop woop my Ican'tbelieveI'mthatfuckin'old party thing is on this Saturday! In case you forgot cause you don't give a fuck it's Sat 6th August at the Nova StarGate Apartment Hotel on 118 Franklin Street (the city). I'm thinking come around 7pm and you'll have to contact me that day for the apartment number because I don't know it yet. I'm gonna go ( Read more... )

How fucked up is the health system in this country! It took them two years to find that my sister had a blockage in her intestines that kept making her throw up after like a hundred expensive tests and when they finally remove it they discover that it was a cancer that was growing and growing while they were being a bunch of clueless morons. I've ( Read more... )

It seems that I am moving in a completely different direction from everyone else. I don't believe in coincidence so maybe I'm doing it on purpose. Maybe that is something that comes with age or fear/denial of aging. This is goodbad needs to happen but I don't want to end up like Grant, who I should stay away from. Relaxation pills missing plastic ( Read more... )

Last weekend was fucking wicked. Greg came down from Adelaide to party with me for a couple of nights. No we didn't fuck. No I didn't want to. No I don't find him attractive. Yes we are just friends. He's kinda bitchy in that funny drag queen with attitude way. He's such a trooper too. He's the only one that agreed to go with me to Raw, which ended ( Read more... )

Garth: A cocksucker who actually thinks I still like him, a fake-ass loser without any talent for filmmaking, a pretentious prick that thinks I give a fuck that he might pick up someone else when we go clubbing together, an arsehole that offers to buy me a drink then gives it to a 'friend' uglier than a mongaloid battery hen. I'd rather go to Q&A ( Read more... )

I got new porn about a week ago, three videos for the price of one. My cock is so sore now I think it might fall off. Porn is so addictive ( Read more... )

Are we sleepwalking through life or wake-walking through dreams? I just watched a movie (Waking Life) that discussed so many ideas and theories revolving around that question, and hearing these ideas verbalised outside my head worries and comforts me. Sometimes I do wonder about 'reality' and if it has all become relative, like those dreams that ( Read more... )