I've been sitting here, stupidly listening to bass solo I recorded last night. Scavaging the internet for entertainment. Not finding it. Resorting to looking at over 200 warcraft and starcraft fan art pictures. I'm waiting for Meg to get home. I'm cold. Especially my toes. I'm wearing my goofy DCs, but no socks. My feet feel slimey. I think I'll ( Read more... )

My dick is small.

What is your name? Michael Harrison ( Read more... )

Michael-

No matter how far you are,
I can always think of you and feel a tingle.
I can always feel your kiss on my lips,
and I can always feel your breathtaking hugs.
I want to hold your hand forever
and hear your voice in my ear.
I want to look into your eyes
and know that you're mine.

I'm glad you are mine.

Megan

My girlfriend broke up with me to go back out with Alex Neil ( Read more... )

Today is Christmas.

That's CHRIST-mas, assholes.

As in, celebrate the birth of Jesus CHRIST, dickheads.

As in, fuck your GrAv3n Im4g3 SANTA CLAUS BECAUSE HE HAS FORSAKEN OUR LORD AS A FALSE PROPHET.

ALL HAIL CHRIST.

ALL HAIL JESUS.

FUCK CHANUKAH.

Go HERE to learn more about CHRIST, assholes.

GO THERE NOW.

Fuckers.

I write entries at Paul's house a lot. The ol' OD had lots of Tasha entries all written here. I am really sleepy. I have an interview at Albertson's tomorrow at 1.

Life is good.

Got a girlfriend named Meg.
Didn't have to beg.
I says to her I said-
Whop me on da head
bop bop bop
now we're wed
back to bed.

JEFF IS TALL AND I SWEAR HE PLAYS BASKETBALL BECAUSE ALL THE LADIES WANT HIS BIG BASKETBALL DICK AND I SWEAR HE'S TAN BUT THE LADIES THINK HE'S HOT NO MATTER WHAT HEY JEFF DID YOU THINK I'D FUCK YA SO HARD LAST NIHGT OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T YOU WERE JUST SUCKING ME OFF YOU FAGGOTY ASS SPELUNKER WTF IS UP WITH YOUR ASSHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE MIKE ( Read more... )