Archer Fic: Four Lovers Lana Wanted to Shoot But Didn't...
She was eighteen, away from home for the first time and in love for the first time. Tim apparently wasn’t because he had needs and she wasn’t fulfilling them. She didn’t shoot him because she didn’t have access to a gun at the time.
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She was twenty-three and in her second fifth of training at the FBI academy. She found out her roommate Terri was fucking her boyfriend James. Lana couldn’t believe it. She knew she was hotter than Terri. She’s been stacked since she was fourteen. She could’ve shot her without taking her out. She would’ve just maimed her but she had to live with Terri for another twelve weeks. James wasn’t worth all that awkwardness.
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She was twenty-seven and didn’t want to go to jail for shooting a senator.
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She was twenty-nine and the bad guys got to him, the traitor, first
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She was thirty-two and Archer had it coming. She’d been real good, not shooting him the first fifty times the inclination arose.