"Minho hyung, where do babies come from?”
Title: "Minho hyung, where do babies come from?”
Author: happyyoyo
Pairing: Taemin/Minho
Rating: PG-15
Warning: twisted fact, chibi!2min
Summary: Minho and Taemin are just kids. And sex education is not taught at such a young age.
A/N: Please use your innocent mind to read this :) This is requested by kingheechul. ~
To: kingheechul
This is the chibi!2min you wanted !!! Enjoy :)
Taemin was having a sleepover at Minho’s house like always. Since their parents knew each other well and they practically live directly opposite, it was not difficult to persuade their parents to allow them to stay at each other’s house for the night despite their young age.
Like usual, Taemin would be watching television while Minho would be sitting right beside him reading a storybook. The drama serial was Taemin’s mum most favourite and he was frequently forced to watch with her. He was really against it at first, but later he got used to it and started watching without his mum asking him to.
It was the usual romance show when things get complicated as the story continues on. The drama is talking about a young couple getting married early due to the pre-marital pregnancy and continues on. Taemin did not really understand much about what was going on and the troubles they were facing. He only knew about how romantic the couple was and how cute the baby looked like. And that made him ponder where babies come from.
“Boys, is time to sleep now.” Key umma reminded them.
Being well-behaved and obedient kids, they went to Minho’s room immediately and turn in for the night. Minho changed into his pajamas first. He did not need help in changing since he was trained to be independent at a younger age.
But for Taemin, it was a different story. His parents dote on this only child a lot and that result in reliance on the others. The maknae was having difficulty changing his into his pajamas. He managed to get his pants put on but he buttons his clothes wrongly. The first button on the right was button to the third one on the left and the last button to the first one button. Everything was mix up.
Minho chuckled at the cute dongsaeng who had yet to realize his own mistake. He went over to him and undid his button. Taemin stared at his hyung innocently, accepting his help. And he stood still so that it would be easier for Minho to re-button up his clothes. In less than a minute, Taemin was wearing his blue spongebob pajamas correctly.
The older one readjusted his pajamas one last time and smile at the little one, “done.”
“Thank you hyung !” Taemin gave his hyung a big hug and tighten his grip
The taller one ruffled the brunette’s soft long hair, giving a little peck on his temple.
“Let’s sleep.” The younger one nodded gleefully, following his hyung to the bed.
Both of them snuggled closely under the covers with a little gap between them which was perfect to place their hands together. Their hands were interlock and they were facing each other. Minho did his usual affection towards the maknae, stroking his long brown hair.
This action reminded him about the drama show he watched just now along with the question he was pondering. Minho hyung would know the answer to it. He was older than Taemin by one year old. But to the little dongsaeng, he seems to be much older and mature, of course more knowledgeable. He would definitely know the answer.
“Minho hyung, where do babies come from?” He questioned the older one innocently.
“From their umma stomach.” Minho replied.
Taemin question did not stop, he continued on asking, “How are babies formed?”
The older one paused for awhile and tried to recall a documentary he watched on television regarding babies. There were too many big words and he could only manage to understand a little from the whole show. Of course, he did know a little about formation of babies.
“It is the fusion of an egg and a sperm.”
The younger one frowned, what is sperm?
“Sperm? How does it look like?”
“I am not sure what it is, but I remember it looks like a tadpole.”
Tadpole? Taemin uses his innocent mind and imagined a chicken egg with a tadpole trying to get in. But he did not know how the tadpole would break the hard shell and get in to fuse with the egg. It was impossible to do so without knocking the egg shell against hard surface. Maybe the sperms have the ability to pass through wall.
“Than what happens next?”
Minho sat up from the bed as it would be easier for him to think like that. Taemin followed him and sat at the position which he would still be facing the older one. Minho’s mind started to process out everything he could remember from the show.
“The egg gets bigger and bigger in the stomach and baby is form.”
The brunette continued on his imagination, having in his mind of an egg becoming bigger and bigger. Even though it sounded bizarre, he never doubted his hyung at all. Instead, he found the process of the formation of babies to be amazing. But there was something missing to the explanation of the formation of babies. Where do the egg and sperm come from?
“Where does the sperm and egg come from?”
“The egg is from the baby’s umma and the sperm is from the baby’s appa.”
Taemin’s question did not stop as his curiosity prompted him to continue on.
“Do you have sperm or egg?” The maknae asked bluntly not realizing the fact that they were talking about a sensitive topic.
“Sperm.” Minho said confidently.
“How about me?”
Minho scratched his head trying to remember more from his memories. Since every couple had the ability to have a child together, which means between the two persons, one would have egg the other would have sperm. Both of them are a couple. And because Minho has sperm, Taemin should have an egg.
“Egg.”
The next thing the maknae wants to know was how the egg and sperm get into the umma.
“How does the sperm get into the stomach?”
Minho uses his background knowledge and he knew the mouth is connect to the stomach some way he could not seems to remember. Perhaps the way that sperm gets into the stomach is by kissing.
“When couple kisses, the sperm will comes out from the baby’s appa and enters the mouth of the baby’s umma which will eventually get into the stomach to form a baby.” The older one explained clearly and the younger one nodded with perfect understanding.
Taemin starting to understand the drama show and why the girl did the girl get pregnant. It must be the kissing scene he saw. The girl then found herself pregnant with the guy’s baby and their parents forced them to get married. So does that mean they have to get married if a baby is formed?
“If there is baby, the couple has to get married?”
Minho nodded and explained, “The guy has to take up the responsibility and the only way is to get married.”
There was a pregnant silence and Taemin said nothing as he was in his deep thoughts. A few minutes later, another questioned was asked by the curious brunette.
“Will I get pregnant if we kiss?”
“Yes.”
Right after Minho answered Taemin’s question, he leaned forward and kiss him on the lips with his mouth sealed like how he seen on the drama serial. It was a quick peck on the lips and Minho was surprised by his sudden action.
The maknae’s lips left his hyung and looked away in another direction and waited for his lover to recover from the shock. Taemin moved himself beside Minho and cuddled closer to him. He leaned his forehead on Minho’s shoulder.
“I’m yours now.” Taemin said shyly and cling on to his arms.
The end of Minho’s lips lifted up slightly and turned his head over to smell the sweet scent that was lingering on Taemin’s hair. And placed another kiss on his head.
“Let’s get married.”
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Sorry for the twisted fact and if it offended you.
-bangs my head on the table-
Hope you enjoyed the story !
SEQUEL : “Minho hyung, what is sex?”.
Author: happyyoyo
Pairing: Taemin/Minho
Rating: PG-15
Warning: twisted fact, chibi!2min
Summary: Minho and Taemin are just kids. And sex education is not taught at such a young age.
A/N: Please use your innocent mind to read this :) This is requested by kingheechul. ~
To: kingheechul
This is the chibi!2min you wanted !!! Enjoy :)
Taemin was having a sleepover at Minho’s house like always. Since their parents knew each other well and they practically live directly opposite, it was not difficult to persuade their parents to allow them to stay at each other’s house for the night despite their young age.
Like usual, Taemin would be watching television while Minho would be sitting right beside him reading a storybook. The drama serial was Taemin’s mum most favourite and he was frequently forced to watch with her. He was really against it at first, but later he got used to it and started watching without his mum asking him to.
It was the usual romance show when things get complicated as the story continues on. The drama is talking about a young couple getting married early due to the pre-marital pregnancy and continues on. Taemin did not really understand much about what was going on and the troubles they were facing. He only knew about how romantic the couple was and how cute the baby looked like. And that made him ponder where babies come from.
“Boys, is time to sleep now.” Key umma reminded them.
Being well-behaved and obedient kids, they went to Minho’s room immediately and turn in for the night. Minho changed into his pajamas first. He did not need help in changing since he was trained to be independent at a younger age.
But for Taemin, it was a different story. His parents dote on this only child a lot and that result in reliance on the others. The maknae was having difficulty changing his into his pajamas. He managed to get his pants put on but he buttons his clothes wrongly. The first button on the right was button to the third one on the left and the last button to the first one button. Everything was mix up.
Minho chuckled at the cute dongsaeng who had yet to realize his own mistake. He went over to him and undid his button. Taemin stared at his hyung innocently, accepting his help. And he stood still so that it would be easier for Minho to re-button up his clothes. In less than a minute, Taemin was wearing his blue spongebob pajamas correctly.
The older one readjusted his pajamas one last time and smile at the little one, “done.”
“Thank you hyung !” Taemin gave his hyung a big hug and tighten his grip
The taller one ruffled the brunette’s soft long hair, giving a little peck on his temple.
“Let’s sleep.” The younger one nodded gleefully, following his hyung to the bed.
Both of them snuggled closely under the covers with a little gap between them which was perfect to place their hands together. Their hands were interlock and they were facing each other. Minho did his usual affection towards the maknae, stroking his long brown hair.
This action reminded him about the drama show he watched just now along with the question he was pondering. Minho hyung would know the answer to it. He was older than Taemin by one year old. But to the little dongsaeng, he seems to be much older and mature, of course more knowledgeable. He would definitely know the answer.
“Minho hyung, where do babies come from?” He questioned the older one innocently.
“From their umma stomach.” Minho replied.
Taemin question did not stop, he continued on asking, “How are babies formed?”
The older one paused for awhile and tried to recall a documentary he watched on television regarding babies. There were too many big words and he could only manage to understand a little from the whole show. Of course, he did know a little about formation of babies.
“It is the fusion of an egg and a sperm.”
The younger one frowned, what is sperm?
“Sperm? How does it look like?”
“I am not sure what it is, but I remember it looks like a tadpole.”
Tadpole? Taemin uses his innocent mind and imagined a chicken egg with a tadpole trying to get in. But he did not know how the tadpole would break the hard shell and get in to fuse with the egg. It was impossible to do so without knocking the egg shell against hard surface. Maybe the sperms have the ability to pass through wall.
“Than what happens next?”
Minho sat up from the bed as it would be easier for him to think like that. Taemin followed him and sat at the position which he would still be facing the older one. Minho’s mind started to process out everything he could remember from the show.
“The egg gets bigger and bigger in the stomach and baby is form.”
The brunette continued on his imagination, having in his mind of an egg becoming bigger and bigger. Even though it sounded bizarre, he never doubted his hyung at all. Instead, he found the process of the formation of babies to be amazing. But there was something missing to the explanation of the formation of babies. Where do the egg and sperm come from?
“Where does the sperm and egg come from?”
“The egg is from the baby’s umma and the sperm is from the baby’s appa.”
Taemin’s question did not stop as his curiosity prompted him to continue on.
“Do you have sperm or egg?” The maknae asked bluntly not realizing the fact that they were talking about a sensitive topic.
“Sperm.” Minho said confidently.
“How about me?”
Minho scratched his head trying to remember more from his memories. Since every couple had the ability to have a child together, which means between the two persons, one would have egg the other would have sperm. Both of them are a couple. And because Minho has sperm, Taemin should have an egg.
“Egg.”
The next thing the maknae wants to know was how the egg and sperm get into the umma.
“How does the sperm get into the stomach?”
Minho uses his background knowledge and he knew the mouth is connect to the stomach some way he could not seems to remember. Perhaps the way that sperm gets into the stomach is by kissing.
“When couple kisses, the sperm will comes out from the baby’s appa and enters the mouth of the baby’s umma which will eventually get into the stomach to form a baby.” The older one explained clearly and the younger one nodded with perfect understanding.
Taemin starting to understand the drama show and why the girl did the girl get pregnant. It must be the kissing scene he saw. The girl then found herself pregnant with the guy’s baby and their parents forced them to get married. So does that mean they have to get married if a baby is formed?
“If there is baby, the couple has to get married?”
Minho nodded and explained, “The guy has to take up the responsibility and the only way is to get married.”
There was a pregnant silence and Taemin said nothing as he was in his deep thoughts. A few minutes later, another questioned was asked by the curious brunette.
“Will I get pregnant if we kiss?”
“Yes.”
Right after Minho answered Taemin’s question, he leaned forward and kiss him on the lips with his mouth sealed like how he seen on the drama serial. It was a quick peck on the lips and Minho was surprised by his sudden action.
The maknae’s lips left his hyung and looked away in another direction and waited for his lover to recover from the shock. Taemin moved himself beside Minho and cuddled closer to him. He leaned his forehead on Minho’s shoulder.
“I’m yours now.” Taemin said shyly and cling on to his arms.
The end of Minho’s lips lifted up slightly and turned his head over to smell the sweet scent that was lingering on Taemin’s hair. And placed another kiss on his head.
“Let’s get married.”
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Sorry for the twisted fact and if it offended you.
-bangs my head on the table-
Hope you enjoyed the story !
SEQUEL : “Minho hyung, what is sex?”.