TWILIGHT!
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
~You scrutinize everyone you pass in the hallway looking for topaz or onix eyes.
~You change your name in a way to be like a certain character from the books.
~You hate snow only because it means it's too cold for rain.
~You want to buy photoshop only to change your eye color to topaz on all of your pictures.
~You make your friend swear in before she's allowed to read your copy of Twilight.
~You celebrate Isabella Swan's birthday on the 13th of September.
~You draw pictures of the Cullens on your homework papers during class without realizing it.
~Your top vacation spot is now Forks, Washington.
~You would rather construct a shrine to Edward Cullen♥ in your closet than have a life.
~You are not waiting for your "soulmate" to come, you're waiting for your "Edward Cullen♥" to come.
~You put a heart after Edward♥'s name everytime you type it or write it or say it.
~You call a crooked smile, "The Edward Cullen♥ Smile."
~You now have a strange liking to rain, apples, and motocrossed bikes.
~You want to go to Italy just to try to find the Volturi.
~You've read all the extras/outtakes on Stephenie Meyer's website.
~You have downloaded every possibly song that could have a connection to Twilight/New Moon.
~You attempt to concentrate so hard on someone just to see if you can see their future.
~You immediately associate vampires with the Cullens.
~You have looked up all the names of the characters up on www.urbandictionary.com and laughed at what came up.
~You believe Edward♥ to be: "The sexiest, most beautiful vampire ever to be written."
((These next ones are from the site: http://twilight.volturi.org/index.php I loved them so much, I had to post them. The ones in italics are the ones I've done.))
...you preorder multiple copies off of Amazon.
...you change your cell phone banner to say Edward=love.
...you change your friends' cell phone banners to say Edward=love.
...everytime two or more people who've read Twilight and/or New Moon you proclaim it's a Forks party.
...you hear the name of a character upon walking into a room and declare 'yay! I showed up at the right time'.
...people stare at you like you're crazy when you talk about the books, and you smile and tell them to just wait until they read the books.
...you paint "I ♥ Edward" on a piece of paper with your foot.
...you attempt to climb in the trunk of someone going to meet Stephenie Meyer.
...you read Twilight and/or New Moon while driving.
...you scream and drive 20 miles out of your way to read the newly released New Moon for fifteen minutes.
...you tell everyone you meet that they HAVE to read Twilight and/or New Moon.
...you think people are crazy when they aren't as obsessed as you.
...you think your friend's cousin who you've never met is crazy for moving out of Forks.
...you ask a librarian to renforce & cover your copy of Twilight and/or New Moon so they don't get wrinkled.
...you recognize songs on the radio by saying 'hey, this one is on the Twilight/New Moon soundtrack!'
...you decide you're naming your children after the book, and tell your friends they have to too.
...when Orlando Bloom sees you, declares your beauty, and then continues to ask you to marry him that instance, and you reply, "Hmmm. You're not Edward, but I guess you're okay, kind of."
...anytime you hear the name Edward, you swoon... even it is your old crazy uncle Edward that's being talked about.
...you begin to think that Edward is your boyfriend and not just a fictional character.
...you jump on a friend's back and tell them they can run at the speed of light now.
...you claim that Edward is the international name for dreamy/gorgeous/etc...
...you have a photo of you kissing Twilight and/or New Moon. ((Here's the linke))
...you flaunt your photo kissing one of the books.
...you kiss the books before heading to bed.
...you read over a friend's shoulder who is reading one of the books while in class.
...you dream Edward is your boyfriend.
...you drive 10+ hours through the night to meet Stephenie Meyer.
...you've driven 5k+ miles in various trips to meet Stephenie Meyer.
...you call your dog Edward...when his name is Blue ((I NEED A DOG.))