Comments | harborbutcher: [kill 09]

harborbutcher

[kill 09]

Feb 20, 2009 15:34

( Cut for both length and comfort. )

i am carnival, i am the law, i hope you like seran wrap, i feel like killing today, do not want

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idkmybffblair February 20 2009, 23:48:57 UTC

If we could, they'd be dead already.

harborbutcher February 20 2009, 23:51:37 UTC

That's a bit troubling.

idkmybffblair February 20 2009, 23:53:10 UTC

That the killer is loose or that we'd've taken care of it?

harborbutcher February 20 2009, 23:53:52 UTC

The first one.

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psychoticracer February 20 2009, 23:52:20 UTC

Oh, THIS should be amusing.

here, have some snark with your monotone harborbutcher February 20 2009, 23:53:25 UTC

Will it?

Om nom nom psychoticracer February 21 2009, 00:02:24 UTC

You, taking on /this thing?/

Oh yes. I'd film it if I could, replay at drinking parties. Bloody riot.

[Locked to Erol] harborbutcher February 21 2009, 00:05:12 UTC

Well, seeing as how it's got the likes of you with your tail between your legs, I'm not exactly inclined to feel threatened by it.

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ugly_am_i February 20 2009, 23:54:28 UTC

You're talking to a couple.

harborbutcher February 20 2009, 23:56:00 UTC

I mean the one that's...

...hmm. You make a good point.

ugly_am_i February 20 2009, 23:56:33 UTC

Everyone is frightened. I don't see how one more should make such a difference.

harborbutcher February 20 2009, 23:57:44 UTC

But a killer that's frightening the other killers - what do you make of that?

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ttlynotawizard February 21 2009, 00:19:57 UTC

Good luck.

[locked]

Have you been paying attention to the information spreading around the comms?

harborbutcher February 21 2009, 00:23:11 UTC

Thank you.

[Locked:]

I've sifted through some of it already, but much of it is just speculation. Is there anything that anyone knows for sure?

[locked] ttlynotawizard February 21 2009, 00:45:21 UTC

Ranged works best.

She's something out of Carnival and both physical and eye contact are apparently lethal. Close combat's a definite no.

[locked] harborbutcher February 21 2009, 00:49:36 UTC

Physical and eye contact are lethal did you say?

[...blowdarts are always an option.]

Are there any other details that would be of help? Physical description, for instance?

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lily will never stop being passive aggressive ok lilyground February 21 2009, 01:05:16 UTC

...

[Okay.

Lily hates you, Dexter. She hates you so much. But if you can take down Even (ugh ugh ugh don't think about that no), then maybe-

(but Even is more fragile than she is)

-well, she might as well send you to your death. That sounds satisfying.]

She's pretty.

Dexter will never stop loving you, Lily B| harborbutcher February 21 2009, 01:16:40 UTC

Lily.

[... How do you comfort children about something like their own death? This is unprecidented.]

Are you alright?

GOD DAMMIT DEXTER lilyground February 21 2009, 01:19:49 UTC

I'm fine.

If you need a hug I will hug you, Lily B| harborbutcher February 21 2009, 01:24:59 UTC

Are you sure? I could drop by, wherever you are.

Are you safe?

[He is not equipped for a situation like this.]

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