Comments | harborbutcher: [kill 01] Huh.

harborbutcher

[kill 01] Huh.

Dec 26, 2008 20:20

[I'm on a cruise ship. I know this from the impossibly small and yet hotel-like room I woke up in, overlooking the open water and the tiny little television playing nothing but what they want me to see. The room is a microcosm of a larger entity. It pretends to be that of an actual hotel room, and that annoys me. Dexter is sitting on the edge of ( Read more... )

elegante, it's a mystery scoob, do not want, stuck

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lilyground December 27 2008, 04:24:40 UTC

Huh? Hi!

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:26:12 UTC

Hello there.

lilyground December 27 2008, 04:27:00 UTC

What's your name?

Re: [text] harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:31:26 UTC

I'm Dexter.

[A child. Huh.]

[I like children.]

And what's your name?

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teethofneedles December 27 2008, 04:25:41 UTC

Welcome to the Elegante. You're stuck, blah, blah, rest of your life, blah blah.

Go get smashed or something. It dulls the boredom.

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:42:40 UTC

I think I'll pass. I hear the stuff in the minifridge costs extra.

[Stuck for the rest of my life.]

[...I wonder how long that's going to be.]

What do you mean by "stuck"?

teethofneedles December 27 2008, 04:48:35 UTC

Shit, there's no money here, man. I don't pay for jack shit.

Uh, you know. Stuck. Can't leave.

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 05:12:32 UTC

Why can't we leave.

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[text] screwsparkles December 27 2008, 04:28:37 UTC

No. You're on the Elegante. It's a cruise ship, and don't look forward to going home.

Ever.

[text] harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:36:09 UTC

[A cruise ship. I can see that much.]

[He texts back, not needing to put up a front with verbal inflection:]

Why can't I look foreward to going home.

[text] screwsparkles December 27 2008, 04:37:10 UTC

We're all going to a place called the Golden Shore. And...I don't think we're going to be returned to our rightful places afterwards.

[text] harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:39:46 UTC

[...]

Why are we going to the Golden Shore.

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pimp_hat December 27 2008, 04:46:01 UTC

Joo ain't lost mon, joo be brought aboard da Elegante. Can't say way dough. Don't even know why I be here.

Just kickback and try to have some fun, before tings start gettin' weird again.

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:50:14 UTC

"Getting weird"?

["Again?"]

pimp_hat December 27 2008, 05:09:10 UTC

Haven't been here dat long myself but already I've had my appearance forcibly changed, seen snow in a boat, and had bears give me liquah.

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 05:17:40 UTC

[...]

...

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ttlynotawizard December 27 2008, 04:46:43 UTC

Not lost. Just kidnapped kind of, I guess.

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 04:57:46 UTC

Kidnapped?

ttlynotawizard December 27 2008, 05:00:57 UTC

Well, none of us that I know of were taken willingly or with any prior warning. Sounds like a kidnapping to me, you know?

harborbutcher December 27 2008, 05:06:45 UTC

Do any of "us" have anything in common? Is there a pattern in these abductions?

[This could be bad.]

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