fun fun fun.(stollllenn from hilllllary!)
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X I never have been tied up ( not sexually..just a mean kid...)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(_) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them ( well. i am going to.. very very soon)
(_) I never cheated on my significant other (only if ninth grade counts.. i mean.. it was stupid)
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event ( except for the ones in my room)
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant
(X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(X) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(X) I never left someone at the altar
(_) I've never stalked someone.
(X) I never tried to blind someone
(_) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
(_) I have never masturbated while someone else watched.
(_) I have never had sex in a car. ( it was good)
(_) I have never played "Nervous."
(X) I have never gotten anything pierced other than my ears.
(_) I have never danced out in freezing rain with my stereo blazing some song.
(X) I have never spent more than a week playing a video game
(X) I have never had "fun" with someone who was at least ten years older than me.
(_) I have never played a game that involved removal of clothing. (Truth or dare does NOT count)
(X) I have never had more than one girlfriend/boyfriend at the same time.
(X) I have never had sex for more than 3 hours.
(X) I have never had sex dressed like a mascot, i mean animal, er furry, er...you know what i mean
(X) I never had a "fuck buddy"
(_) I never hit more than 1st base in a movie theater
(_) I have never kissed a best friend.
(X) I have never ridden down a slide on an ice cube.
(X) I have never had to have my girlfriend cheat on me with a guy with a mohawk.
(X) I have never drank 10 bottles of water in 30 minutes
(_) I have never shaved a part of my body other than my face. [uhmm I don't shave my face, haha]
(X) I have never rented porn by myself.
man , im pimp as hell:)