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[hardcore726]

Colleen won't stop talking about her nipple abundance. She's trying to make me jealous, I just know it. But it won't work. The only thing I'm jealous of is her vulva. Gracious, how I wish I had one. But who cares about stupid, nonfunctional, deformed nipples. Not me.

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[sarawju]

ah, so it's a nubbin?

does it bring her to the magical world of narnia? or is it the source of all her power? because that's what chandler's does.

sorry i've been watching way too many episodes of FRIENDS

[yallcantdenyit]

my extra nipples are extremely functional. one of them squirts out million dollar bills. i was going to give you one but then i found out that you are bitter and talking about me behind my back, and you still don't have a vulva.