The Gospel According to Ewic!
In the beginning, God said to Gabriel, "Hark, angel! Bring forth my son."
And Gabriel said to God, "It shall be done."
And so Gabriel fetched Billy Bob
And God said with a stern look upon his face,
"no no, Gabbie, my other son.
Billy has already frozen over one planet,
And until he learns his lesson,
He will not be given another."
And the angel nodded, and went to fetch Jesus.
"Oh Lord," said Gabriel, "your father requests your presence."
And Jesus said, "not now, I am playing Collapse and will be with you in a minute."
And Gabriel was miffed, but spoke thus,
"Very well, my Lord, when will thou be done?"
And Jesus replied, "Call my blackberry."
And so it came to pass, that two minutes and twelve seconds later,
Gabriel dialed 1-401-111-1111.
And voicemail replied "Hey, it's Jesus.
If this is Murray, call the house.
If this is Jeanie, stop calling me.
And if this is Buddha, sorry for the fat jokes.
If you are none of the above, please leave a message."
And Gabriel spake, "Jesus Christ, how long can one play collapse?"
And Gabriel said to God, "It shall be done."
And so Gabriel fetched Billy Bob
And God said with a stern look upon his face,
"no no, Gabbie, my other son.
Billy has already frozen over one planet,
And until he learns his lesson,
He will not be given another."
And the angel nodded, and went to fetch Jesus.
"Oh Lord," said Gabriel, "your father requests your presence."
And Jesus said, "not now, I am playing Collapse and will be with you in a minute."
And Gabriel was miffed, but spoke thus,
"Very well, my Lord, when will thou be done?"
And Jesus replied, "Call my blackberry."
And so it came to pass, that two minutes and twelve seconds later,
Gabriel dialed 1-401-111-1111.
And voicemail replied "Hey, it's Jesus.
If this is Murray, call the house.
If this is Jeanie, stop calling me.
And if this is Buddha, sorry for the fat jokes.
If you are none of the above, please leave a message."
And Gabriel spake, "Jesus Christ, how long can one play collapse?"