Unemployment Rocks Nads

[hardcorehobbit]

Well, unemployment rocks as long as I have plenty dollars banked and one more paycheck on the way. I will probably be singing another tune if I don't get a job soon. Today I plan on driving to the 'noog to pick up said paycheck. I do have a complete resume now. I guess I should think about distributing it to people who might want to employ me

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[oldboneclaws]

i heard a joke today and thought of you.

the guy was all, "i embrace the way of the native american. i love to be outdoors, love to fish, love to hunt. and when i kill an animal, i use every part of it. like the other day, i killed this polar bear, and i made a knife out of it's jawbone. then i had sex with the rest of the bear."