Now i'd buy that for a dollar!

[hardcorejym]

Damn. I just got a call last night. It was the mom of that yettie i trashed in the mountains. Looks like it was just a baby. I think i'm bout to get the fight of my life. Wells you know what i say to that? Bring it on you gay ass son's of bitch-like yetties

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I got your back!

[matthatesyou2]

Don't you worry about those yetties man. The nation is ready to take on their whole tribe as soon as we're done with the Guild of Midgets. That shouldn't take long anyway. I hear they've herd tale of the legendary ass whuppins me and my partner Punchy have given out. They won't want none of this. The yetties however are a different story. When I was a kid, my parents made me go to an all yetti school. Everyone there made fun of me. What was I supposed to do, fight the whole school? Well I did, and after that I burned the school down and pissed on the ashes of all the dead yettie. Muhahahaha!

I remember that school

[therayge]

I attended the School of Hard-Knocks, it was right down the street from the AYSOFA (All Yetti School of Fine Arts). I remember smelling the burning flesh from a mile away. Later on that week, we had Yetti-burgers, but we didn't ask questions, we just ate and enjoyed the yetti-good yetti-freshness cooked into every patty. Were you the guy who also killed those trees for being so damn tall all the time?? I remember hearing legends about that guy. Could it be fate???

rrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...where credit is due.

[matthatesyou2]

If you're looking for the dude who was always tearin' down trees, that was Punchy. Before we met, he used to be a lumberjack. Don't ask me how he held up dat axe. Dat guy is freakin' crazy.