write twenty statements about yourself. record the number of minutes it takes you, and tag that number of people to complete this.
1. as you may or may not have heard, i use a teaspoon to measure the amount of conditionner i use.
2. i'm drinking johnny walker on the rocks, right now.
3. my intense desire to make people laugh is making me enemies.
4. if we're friends, i've probably told you a lot of outta control stories, and they're all true.
5. i only lie about things that aren't important.
6. in case you already don't know, george clooney is my idol, and i've seen 12 of his movies.
7. i'm starting to develop a hatred for "jangly guitars," and folk music.
8. i can't take anything seriously, except for things that i deem really important .
9. the things that scare me most are being alone, being wrong, first times, hospitals, suceeding, and sharks. i fucking hate sharks, i won't even swim in my pool alone, ever.
10. i pride myself in the ability to play the devil's advocate in any circumstance, and actually start to believe myself.
11. LOVEpark (aka jfk plaza) is one of my favorite place in the world.
13. i hate people who don't have basic hygiene.
14. one time, i called 911 from a payphone when i was 5, because i thought you had to pay to make the call. i was wrong.
15. most people don't know but my favorite type of music is...jazz.
16. i've watched the movie "gardenstate" more times than you can possibly imagine, but my favorite movie of all time is a toss up between "the big lebowski" "adaptation" or "being john malkovitch."
17. i have a t-shirt that says "i hate the environment" but i can't wear it, because i'll get killed. its still my favorite shirt.
18. for the 6 monthes, i've been in a creative blackhole.
19. my favorite class is actually physics.
20. i know exactly what i want, but i don't know how to get "it" ("it" being the best kept secret i've ever held)
21. this was a complete waste of 15 minutes.