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Blueprints 001: We're not in Kansas anymore...

Oct 14, 2011 00:08

A. Action for 1450 Mitchell StreetWell, this is awkward. The first thing Benjamin Williamson sees when he opens his eyes is that there's a woman sleeping RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. Good morning GLaDOS, have a very flustered Texan yell out in surprise as he scrambles away from you, only to fall off the bed. Or maybe he's woken you up Tachikoma, because he's ( Read more... )

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phone bye_to_yer_head October 13 2011, 17:30:46 UTC

first he pretends t' be you an' now he's stealin' yer things. Little spaz just don't know when t' quit.

http://www.teamfortress.com/manniversary/highfive.html bye_to_yer_head October 14 2011, 02:32:15 UTC

Everything looks th' same everywhere. I probably am the worst person at giving directions anyway.

I could probably stand on th' roof an' shoot things and you could follow th' sound.

*He's not joking. That's really a viable option to him.*

That. Is gold. hardhat_truckie October 14 2011, 02:40:56 UTC

The folks here mind that? Cause I could always just, umm, ask for directions.

Yep. So many icons will be coming later. bye_to_yer_head October 14 2011, 02:47:29 UTC

Probably. I don't know, haven't talked t' that many of 'em. Th' garage is downtown. Called Greased Lightnin'. Whatever th' hell that's supposed t' mean.

I'm going to go install the updates now. hardhat_truckie October 14 2011, 02:56:38 UTC

I couldn't tell ya either Slim.

Well, I'd best be movin' then. Hopefully I'll see ya at the garage soon, there's bound to be some good folk 'round these parts.

I just spent way too much money in the store buying stuff I don't need. bye_to_yer_head October 14 2011, 03:24:56 UTC

If there are I'm sure you'll find 'em. Just avoid th' drones, roight creepy they are.

HATS! hardhat_truckie October 14 2011, 04:11:04 UTC

Drones? Can't say I've heard that word before. What are they?

I knowwww... Did you see the new sombrero for the Pyro? /squeeee bye_to_yer_head October 14 2011, 05:10:57 UTC

They're these.. They're not people, but they're tryin' t' be. I got a whole house full of em.

An' they walk around roight chipper and cheerful. Gives me th' creeps.

No I haven't...but I saw the pocket medic for Soldier. I WANT! Want to switch to action after this? hardhat_truckie October 14 2011, 14:22:07 UTC

Bunch of happy folks who ain't exactly normal huh? Got it.

I'll see you in a bit then Slim. Thanks for the assist.

Time skip to him finding the garage? bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 03:18:11 UTC

*Sniper will just be out in front of the garage smoking, waiting for Engie to show up. He hasn't had a customer in hours, needless to say he's pretty bored.*

Yeap, he asked Dist for directions. Check out the convo below. hardhat_truckie October 15 2011, 03:38:52 UTC

(With help from Dist, he managed to find the garage. Waving goodbye to him, he is really glad to see the Sniper out there.)

Howdy Slim, thanks for offerin' to answer mah questions and all. Considerin' that I'm RED and everythin', I thought you were gonna slam the phone down on me. Not that every BLU walks with the devil, but most of the ones I've actually met can't seem to separate work from personal life. And I reckon we're both not at work anymore, seein' as we're nowhere near a RED or BLU base.

Re: Yeap, he asked Dist for directions. Check out the convo below. bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 03:44:24 UTC

Hey Truckie.

*He smirks a bit.* We both look ridiculous out 'f uniform don't we? And provided you're not a Spy.. *He reaches out and pushes on Engie's shoulder, just to check.* .. I'm not about t' start shooting at you. It's just a job afterall, an' no one's paying us here.

hardhat_truckie October 15 2011, 03:49:32 UTC

I don't know, I think this uniform suits ya just fine. But I am glad that there's an honest man out here; seems to me that this town is build on lies and deceit.

Well, I'm ready for that tour, if it's still on the table. But, umm...aren't cha supposed ta be workin'? Not that I mind of course, but I just don't want ta get you in trouble on account of helpin' me out and everythin'.

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 03:52:47 UTC

Bah, no one will notice I'm gone. There really aren't enough people in this town here t' support a full time garage. I've spent th' past week working on my bow anyway. It's starting t' make me go crosseyed.

But yer roight, this place is all full of troppo nonsense. Bet th' Spies love it. Little vacation for them or something.

hardhat_truckie October 15 2011, 04:09:12 UTC

Ah well, the Spies aren't too bad folk. I mean, yeah, they're still sneaky lil creeps, but not all of them are back-stabbin snakes; except for, well, when work's involved.

Should we get started on the tour then? Hopefully I won't take too much of your time Snipes, don't really wanna bother you.

bye_to_yer_head October 15 2011, 06:12:11 UTC

You only say that cos all they do is break your stuff, not yer back.

Miss Pauling took me on a tour but t' be honest I was only payin' attention t' the things that interested me. I can show you th' hardware store though, you'll probably find all kinds of things t' make yer gizmos in there.

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