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7 Deadly Sins Meme (frombhairavi)
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Damn people stopping their cars in the middle of the road to talk to each other through their windows. Pull over and get out of your cars, lazy bitches.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sword.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only if they are wearing armor.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes, although they are usually in armor.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? People don’t tend to tell me if they are angry with me, but I probably slighted someone recently and pissed them off.
6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid people who think for themselves or pay attention to anything around them...damn people Get Out Of The Road.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I usually let grudges go pretty easily, but if it’s bad enough I can hold onto them for quite a while.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Heh. The dishes. I cook, but don’t clean well. If only I had a functional dishwasher life would be better.
2. What is the longest you have slept? I used to do nothing but. So probably around 15 or 16 hours.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? So many clients go by the wayside, I’ve got pages of names that need to be called.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Can’t do it, sorry, I’ve got to go eat. Energy fading, must refuel.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? This morning’s was pretty good, but I’ve had better.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 3, but I set my wake up time accordingly. Lazy, but cunning.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Blenders in the Grass
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark meat, unless the white meat is well marinated and nice and juicy.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? I don’t recall exactly what night it was, but I’m sure James of Nayland and some of his horrible sangria was involved.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? I am a professional diet company.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, damn it, it just won’t change.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? “Salty and spicy. Sodium is probably the #1 thing I eat too much of.” ditto
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “lunch”? No, not enough good meat on them yet. Let them grow a bit first.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? If you count the gym locker room, far more than I care to recall.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? A lot less than would like to, I’m sure.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I can’t recall any exercises I have guys do that would require me to look at the crotch for proper posture, so no.
4. Have you had sex? Um, yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Aside from the obvious, the neck is pretty high up there.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None, unless you count my check card or my Sears or Macy’s cards.
2. Whats your guilty pleasure store? Amazon.com, my reading backlog is far too large.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy housing, armor, and food.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Depends on how long I would have to deal with it to set myself up for a while.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?Yes,when I was elementary school. Iit was some little trinket worth about 5 cents, but I still feel guilty for it.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Probably a couple hundred, but I refuse to take the time to count them for this meme (does that count this one in the Sloth category?).
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? Stopped sitting behind a desk for work.
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Probably the college degree that I don’t use.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life? One thing? I will accomplish everything and Consume The World In My Magnificence! (this is the pride category, right?).
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends on why I didn’t come in first. If it’s because I didn’t push as hard as I could have, then yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes, though I like to give the little tikes a chance usually.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I don’t recall anything specific, but probably.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? As we term it in the biz, changing lives everyday.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The island resort in Panama would be nice.
2. Who would you want to go on trading Spaces with? I think I’d need a space to trade first.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I might like being someone else for little while ;), but for the most part, I’m pretty glad I’m me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? “(.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Nothing that I could put my finger on specifically.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I have everything, it’s just a case of how much I push to make it surface.
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin? Well, Lust is probably the most enjoyable, although Wrath is the most chilling and fun to say.
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Damn people stopping their cars in the middle of the road to talk to each other through their windows. Pull over and get out of your cars, lazy bitches.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sword.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only if they are wearing armor.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes, although they are usually in armor.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? People don’t tend to tell me if they are angry with me, but I probably slighted someone recently and pissed them off.
6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid people who think for themselves or pay attention to anything around them...damn people Get Out Of The Road.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I usually let grudges go pretty easily, but if it’s bad enough I can hold onto them for quite a while.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Heh. The dishes. I cook, but don’t clean well. If only I had a functional dishwasher life would be better.
2. What is the longest you have slept? I used to do nothing but. So probably around 15 or 16 hours.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? So many clients go by the wayside, I’ve got pages of names that need to be called.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Can’t do it, sorry, I’ve got to go eat. Energy fading, must refuel.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? This morning’s was pretty good, but I’ve had better.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 3, but I set my wake up time accordingly. Lazy, but cunning.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Blenders in the Grass
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark meat, unless the white meat is well marinated and nice and juicy.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? I don’t recall exactly what night it was, but I’m sure James of Nayland and some of his horrible sangria was involved.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? I am a professional diet company.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, damn it, it just won’t change.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? “Salty and spicy. Sodium is probably the #1 thing I eat too much of.” ditto
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “lunch”? No, not enough good meat on them yet. Let them grow a bit first.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? If you count the gym locker room, far more than I care to recall.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? A lot less than would like to, I’m sure.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I can’t recall any exercises I have guys do that would require me to look at the crotch for proper posture, so no.
4. Have you had sex? Um, yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Aside from the obvious, the neck is pretty high up there.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None, unless you count my check card or my Sears or Macy’s cards.
2. Whats your guilty pleasure store? Amazon.com, my reading backlog is far too large.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy housing, armor, and food.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Depends on how long I would have to deal with it to set myself up for a while.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?Yes,when I was elementary school. Iit was some little trinket worth about 5 cents, but I still feel guilty for it.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Probably a couple hundred, but I refuse to take the time to count them for this meme (does that count this one in the Sloth category?).
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? Stopped sitting behind a desk for work.
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Probably the college degree that I don’t use.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life? One thing? I will accomplish everything and Consume The World In My Magnificence! (this is the pride category, right?).
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends on why I didn’t come in first. If it’s because I didn’t push as hard as I could have, then yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes, though I like to give the little tikes a chance usually.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I don’t recall anything specific, but probably.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? As we term it in the biz, changing lives everyday.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The island resort in Panama would be nice.
2. Who would you want to go on trading Spaces with? I think I’d need a space to trade first.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I might like being someone else for little while ;), but for the most part, I’m pretty glad I’m me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? “(.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Nothing that I could put my finger on specifically.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I have everything, it’s just a case of how much I push to make it surface.
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin? Well, Lust is probably the most enjoyable, although Wrath is the most chilling and fun to say.