new

[harkalark]

John: "What's new?"
me: "New York."
John: "Hmm?"
me: "New Jersey, New Zealand..."
John: "I don't know, New York's pretty old."
me: "Even old New York..."
John: "...was once New Amsterdam."

Why they changed it, I can't say.

Comments

[brujah]

This caused a giggle which was investigated by a roaming husbeastie who informed me I'm crazy. I did try to point out that this wasn't my thought process, but yours.. he still claims the cray has infested me.

[harkalark]

My assimilation of you is almost complete. Resistance is feudal. Or something.

[q_pheevr]

People just liked it better that way.