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harkonnenorbust

[Voice]

Feb 22, 2010 17:45

Um... it looks like I somehow got myself signed up to teach survival at the Elementary School. I really didn't even know there were classes there at all until a while ago ( Read more... )

best teachers ever, sir integra, everyone's gonna die, survival skills, captain, hellsing

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gallantgoggles February 23 2010, 02:31:26 UTC

Survival? Is that something like Mr. Namikaze's class on how to run away from the monsters?

harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 02:36:47 UTC

H-how to run away...? N-not quite! It's more like how to survive in general! And what to do if you find yourself if you're against a monster. I-I guess it could cover running away, but I really think it's best to know how to defend yourself against them as well.

gallantgoggles February 23 2010, 03:13:55 UTC

That sounds like it could be really useful. Is it okay for kids to join too? I mean, I don't like it when my friends worry. So I want to learn as much as I can.

harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 03:24:21 UTC

O-of course! I think it's okay for anyone to join. Everyone could use survival, right?

mintroyalcowboy February 23 2010, 02:39:52 UTC

You managed to get us both signed up for zhis non? Do we 'ave a plan of action?

harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 03:00:40 UTC

I-I hope that's okay, Captain...

W-well you usually set up the training s-so I thought maybe you could come up with some ideas.

mintroyalcowboy February 23 2010, 03:03:41 UTC

Don't worry about zhat, Mignonette.

Just don't shoot ze 'ostages during demonstration zhen.

harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 03:25:57 UTC

I-I really should have asked first...

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C-CAPTAIN! Th-that was...! It- It...!

[salkjf.]

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gunsmokeangel February 23 2010, 05:03:09 UTC

You're a police woman AND an elementary school teacher?

[Seras is now officially the most adorable young woman in the universe.]

harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 06:27:44 UTC

N-no! I'm n-neither, actually! I only used to be a police woman and I volunteered to t-teach basic survival!

13sugars February 23 2010, 16:13:39 UTC

Oh, a survival class? That sounds pretty good, actually... We should have thought of it before the storm.

When do they start?

harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 21:30:51 UTC

M-me too... but maybe it'll help if something happens in the future. I hope...

O-oh! Soon! I think we'll start next week! I-I s-sort of have to be careful still...

[Locked] hellsingmaster February 23 2010, 20:52:14 UTC

See that it doesn't.

[Locked] harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 21:31:14 UTC

Y-yes, Sir!

[Locked] hellsingmaster February 23 2010, 21:33:04 UTC

During your teaching, keep an eye out for any who might prove a worthy asset to the Organization, Seras. We are going to need all the soldiers we can get.

[Locked] harkonnenorbust February 23 2010, 21:36:01 UTC

For Hellsing, Sir? But I think we'll mostly just be teaching children. Don't you think we could find people other ways?

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