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today i drank 5 liters of water
yup.

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tampons are the reverse lollipop for the vagina

uterus hurts

anti bottle fungus cream resulted in chemical burns

please don't prescribe redheads any type of topical caustic lotion

in other news: lost 5 lbs since returning from chicago...

sneaky delicious chicago booze...

Made my dad gazpacho tonight: can't stop saying "gazpacho"

April 7th
first mosquito bite of the season...
i might be going doing hard...
goddamn
:)

the only reason i'm keeping his number is that i'm borrowing one of his bikes while in chicago...

3.5.2010
First nosebleed of my life.
Running late to go to Nellie's, Jim and I grabbed a cab. After climbing in I wiped my nose with my sleeve... ahhhhh!!!
It lasted the whole cab ride.

The End.

"am I gay? am I straight? oh no wait, I'm just slutty... where's my parade..."
-margret cho