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[harmerty]

He sent me his old phone. Told me to keep in touch better. And what he would do if I didn't.

Don't even know how to use the stupid thing.

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[wannabesanta]

.. You don't know how to use a phone?

Would care for some pointers?

[harmerty]

I know how to use a phone. This....thing. It's different.

[wannabesanta]

If it's not a phone, what is it?

[harmerty]

It is a phone. A very small, very....confusing phone.

[wannabesanta]

Oh, you mean an I Phone? Or a cell phone?

[harmerty]

"I" phone....?

Cell phone. 'S what he called it.

[wannabesanta]

They're like I - Pods.

Oh! Well, those things are easy.
I have one myself, actually.

Mine flips open and plays; 'You're a mean Mr.Grinch' when someone calls me... Which they don't usually

(Strike hackable)

[harmerty]

I-Pods?

This doesn't flip. Um, Mr. Grinch?

[wannabesanta]

Digital Portable Music.

Oh, well then it's one of the newer versions. You just push a button to talk.

It's a Christmas show.

Say... I've been wondering. If inter dimensional phone calling works. Wanna give it a try?

[harmerty]

....ah. I....see. I think.

Not new. He's had it for a while now, he said. Recently replaced it.

Um, alright.

[wannabesanta]

Not new? How old is it?

What's your number?

Mines... One - nine hundred seven - eight - two - five - three - three - zero - zero.

What's yours?

(Also anyone following this, DO NOT call that number its for a resort in Alaska)

[harmerty]

Few years. Six. Seven, maybe.

It's [mun is cheap and pretending the number goes here].

[wannabesanta]

Oh.. So, you have the brick?

Alright, I'll call you. And reverse the charges

[Switches to Audio]
[Boop Boop Beep Boop Beep Boop]

(Strike not hackable)

[Phone line // Private]

[harmerty]

[Ring ring! That's all he gets for a few seconds as birdie tries to work things out.]

[Clicks] ....um. Hello?

[Phone line // Private]

[wannabesanta]

Hey there! Can you hear me now?

[Phone line // Private]

[harmerty]

I can. Guess it works.