ugly-chunty-boring-virgins that are obsessed with you are funny

[harmful_vapors]

well yeah this is the story,

i got drunk one day and i kissed this guy... sadly now he swears that im in love with him. I've been too nice to this guy by trying to slowy get him off my back... well that wasnt working... so i decided to just have him GET THE HINT.

here is a summary of our conversation:


Ugly Guy: Hey can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah
Ugly Guy: What did you see in me?
Me: Uhhm... I don't know... I didn't see anything
Ugly Guy: Really? Explain
Me: Uhhm... ok... didn't I just tell you that I didn't know?
Ugly Guy: Whatever...
Ugly Guy: Anyways, I hear that you dont like Morrissey or The Smiths
Me: Yup, that's right
Me: It was pretty obvious really
Ugly Guy: How come you don't like them?
Me: Because they're fucking boring and I wouldn't want to waste my time listening to them... me and my friends hated them in the 1st place
Ugly Guy: That's not a good reason
Me: It's the perfect reason
Ugly Guy: Whatever, I don't give a fuck anyways
Me: Ok.
Ugly Guy: We're all going to Knotts and you can't because you're all the way over there ha ha ha ha ha!
Me: Uhhm... ok... now please explain to me why I would give a fuck
Ugly Guy: And pay me back for the shirt to bitch
Me: Ok, come and get it :smile:
Ugly Guy: I'm serious
Me: Oh I know you are
Ugly Guy: I love pissing you off
Me: You aren't at all
Me: Oh c'mon now, you and everyone know that I absorb insults, I'm too hyper
Ugly Guy: I need you to give me my money now!
Me: Oh man, HAHAHAHA
Ugly Guy: What?
Me: You're funny
Ugly Guy: Well hey I got to go to bed
Me: ok goodnight.

Then he signed off [or hopefully blocked me]

I told my friend Luis and his words were

Luis!: Ugly people tend to do that
Luis!: We beutifull ones...
Luis!: Must be carefull