they kick you in the head, and send you back to bed

[harmfulparticle]

To make a long story short - I have developed Sylvanitis

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[looksparklies]

Is there any reason you can't stop in and see people on your way to and from class? Or how about making plans to meet up with them in a dining hall, and then following them home? Make them think you're being clever and spontanious, when really you're being cunning and crafty.

Or, failing that, invite Christine and I to visit you. You know we would. :)