HERE IS A SURVEY I STOLE!! 8D

Dec 30, 2010 05:30

I GOT BORED OF THE BOLDING SURVEY AND THE NEW YEAR'S SURVEY BUT

HERE HAVE THIS ONE!!!!



What's on your mind right now?:
-- YOU, BABY. ...no, I won't even lie--I have been so damn horny for HOURS. I can't stop thinking of ladies (naked or otherwise) pretty much ever, so there's that. 8D I feel a little... uh, better now, though. ;D I took care of things, to a certain extent. BUT GOD LADIEKLSSLSSLSLSFKLS;SF LADIES LADIES LADIES LADIES!!!!!! they are... IRRESISTIBLE. I don't know what to ~~DO~~ SOMETIMES!! HAHAHA. BRODYQUEST is also on my mind, pretty much always~! RP~! TALKING TO PEOPLE~! SUPERNESS AND RAINBOWS AND THE USUAL STUFF!! yesyes.

What's your first name?:
-- DANGER. Oh wait that's my middle name never mind. LMFAO.

Would you change your name if you could?:
-- ...are you KIDDING? I've been ~~planning~~ on it ever since I was about fourteen. LMFAO. ;D

How is your holiday season going?:
-- Just fine, thank you~! 8D I REALLY can't wait for New Year's, as I bet you've guessed. HUGE PARTY IN THE CITY? I THINK SO!!!

Do you own your own computer?:
-- WHY YES. ;D The current victim laptop is Jailbot X, and he's a black Lenovo~! I LOVE HIM DEARLY, even if he could never replace JADICE. D8 THE GLORIOUS MACBOOK. LMFAO. *CRIES INTO HANDS* And her life partner computer fan, the lovely Alice. *sighs* Good times, good times.

What made you happy today?:
-- EVERYTHING!!! <3 <3 <3 It's getting to the point where I can't even pinpoint specific ~~THINGS~~ ANYMORE LMFSKSFLSLSF

Why are you taking this survey right now?:
-- Because it's my party, and I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO. 3< You would cry too, if it happened TO YOU!!

Do you have a television in your room?:
-- In the mother's, yes, but I never use it. 8'D Not here at the father's, though~!

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?:
-- um idk my bff jail. It gets wavier when I grow it out a little?? LMFAO. but it can also look very straight WHO THE HELL KNOWS OR CARES

Do you like orange juice?:
-- WHY YES I DO!! It's odd, because I HATE oranges (...though they always tempt me and fool me with trickery *narrows eyes*), but I LOVE citrus fruit and I've been sucking on lemons and limes since I was tiny. 8'D Grapefruit has been easily devoured by me, too~! AND I LOVE ORANGE JUICE. If you hand me a glass of orange juice, I WILL DRINK IT WITH GLEE. ...but i hate oranges. What is that "logic," you ask? WHO KNOWS.

Do you think the Paranormal Activity movies are good?:
-- NEVER SEEN THEM~!! 8D

Do you own Netflix?:
-- Nope~! One day, I will, and I will use it to watch "Teeth." *SMILES BRIGHTLY*

What do you like to do for fun?:
-- EXIST. LMFAOOOOOOO. *FROLICS ABOUT*

Do you have crazy dreams?:
-- Sometimes!! 8'D Usually, actually. But sometimes they're so horrendously dull and "normal" that they genuinely frighten me a bit. I had my most recent dream today, when I took a nap and passed out, and I  WOKE UP in the dream and I was driving somewhere (I was in the backseat, no worries ;D), and then... I woke up from THAT dream and I was at someone's house, climbing up the stairs, but I was fighting sleep so everything kept going somewhat black and I would start to see everything in this trippy and surreal way and I thought, "...Maybe I'll just FLY up the stairs~..." and it was ~~~HORRIBLE~~~ because I REALIZED I WAS DREAMING STILL and I KNEW if I fell asleep in the dream again I'd just give myself another reason to wake up IN THE DREAM and I just kept fighting dreamsleep until I woke up for "REAL."

...definitely a mindfuck~! I still haven't recovered entirely. *SMILES*

Are you a fast typer?:
-- I CERTIALNLY AM!! 8D SO FAST THAT I MAKE TYPOS LIKE THAT. It's funny, because... I wasn't supposed to have the dexterity required for even the most BASIC typing, but... I certainly didn't have the dexterity to WRITE. ;D It hurt my hands and it took FOREVEREST. So they got me a typewriter in first grade. ...yes, a genuine click-clack ding! use WHITE-OUT to CORRECT YOUR SPELLING MISTAKES!! 8D typewriter. and that helped me DEVELOP the fine motor skills required for typing, and then we got a desktop computer at home. 8B So they got me an electronic organizer, and then finally I was typing so well that I brought LAPTOPS to school~!! ;D AAAAAND NOW I TYPE FASTER THAN MOST PEOPLE ~~WITHOUT~~ CP. LMFAODSLFSSF;SSF; SO TAKE THAT, WORLD.

Are you a selfish person?:
-- I certainly can be~! I mean, not all the time, but. LMFAO.

Me: ...D8 why is she touching my Poison Ivy doll
Sibling: ...SHE'S SEVEN.
Aurora: *HAPPILY PLAYING* 8D LA LA LA
Me: HER NAME IS IVY!! :3
Aurora: NO IT'S NOT 8D
Me: ...*TWITCHES* WHY IS SHE TOUCHING MY POISON IVY DOLL
Sibling: We've been over this. She's seven. 3<

Do you pretend to be someone you're not?:
-- Not really~! 8D I have my secrets and parts of myself or my life that I don't like to share, and sometimes I EXAGGERATE things (it's the storyteller in me, probably), but... generally, I am just MYSELF!! :3 And I'm quite content that way. I do keep... a faaaaaaair amount of secrets from my family, and sometimes I feel like I DO have to pretend around them. buuuuuuuut oh well~

Do you have a lot of friends or a few close-knit ones?:
-- Not a lot of friends offline, despite being an extrovert and incredibly friendly, but the ones I DO have I am fairly close to~! ;D Aaaand I have my acquaintances. Mmm. I think this is because, as the mother said the other day, I have a tendency to either bring out the BEST in people or the WORST in people and there's really no in-between. LMFAO. A lot of people don't know how to REACT to me, but I don't really care most of the time~! ;3 I can't.

Have you ever gotten a manicure?:
-- i was forced into it. i will never do that again. THE END!!!!!! *THUMBS UP HM* WASN'T THAT A RIVETING TALE??

Do you have a webcam?:
-- WHY YES, YES I DO!! 8D It's built into my laptop~

What do you hate most about people?:
-- ...People, as in people in GENERAL? Well, I suppose there's nothing really universal in EVERY SINGLE PERSON that i hate. o_O I don't tend to get along well with the close-minded people of the bunch, but I'm not about to brand everyone as a close-minded person and just SHUN them. I went through the whole "hating humanity" thing when the people around me became insistent on giving me medications I didn't need and arranging it so I couldn't trust my own mind--it's old hat, really~! 8D Humanity's FASCINATING, even if it's gloriously fucked up sometimes. Even at its very darkest, it makes for some wonderfully wicked and wild stories!! :3 And humanity is capable of acts of beauty and kindness, TOO~ SO THERE.

What are you doing right now?:
-- Listening to "In the Flowers" by Animal Collective, taking this survey, aaaand not really talking to people until this thing's OVER. ;D yep.

Name the closest yellow object.:
-- ...well, my "Superjail!" shirt has yellow on it. 8'D Does that count?? IF NOT, THERE'S ALWAYS MY YELLOW GLASSES CASE (I LOVE IT BUT I KEEP FORGETTING TO USE IT WHAT!!!!)

Do you have a dog?:
-- YEP~!! Her name is Paris the Great Dane and she's afraid of our cats and her own toys. LMFAO. SHE RUNS FROM THE BALL WHEN YOU THROW IT. D8 She's too neurotic to be my pet, I think--my enthusiasm always freaks her out. But she's our Big Friendly Giant, and she really is a great dog.

Describe your personality in 3 words.:
-- ENTHUSIASTIC, RAINBOWRIFFIC, ME-ESQUE~!! LMFAOOOOO. ;D

Are you a licensed driver?:
-- HAHAHAHA NO and thank god, really

Who is your best friend?:
-- I have A FEW!! And they know who they are, hopefully. ;D If you think you're my best friend, you probably are~

Do you appreciate opera music?:
-- ...are you KIDDING?? <3 I ~~LOVE~~ IT!! I've been a classical fiend since I was thirteen, but I've been an OPERA fan since I was twelve going on thirteen. *coughs* Opera thrills me, and I WENT to Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro" almost two years ago and it was GREAT!! 8D I was singing along and everything while the people in stuffy suits and dresses stared at me like this "...=|..." HAHAHA BTW I WENT IN CASUAL CLOTHES

Are you good at rhyming words?:
-- I have a knack for it, yes~! ;D Not going to lie. I'm a poet and sometimes I just think in terms like that naturally. SO BAM, SAM.

Do worms gross you out?:
-- NOPE~!! I remember seeing one at the pool when I was a kid and finding it FASCINATING until someone stepped on it. 3: And I used to catch them in my bug-catchin' kit when I could find them~! And "How to Eat Fried Worms" was one of my faaaaaavourite books as a kid, although I never attempted it myself~~!! LMFAO.

Have you ever read a whole novel in one day?:
-- WHY YES, YES I HAVE. 8'D I did that QUITE FREQUENTLY as an ickle thing, actually, to the point where caught my teachers (who were always questioning whether or not I was actually LITERATE LMFAO and if I needed SPECIAL EDUCATION oooo) off-guard. I finished my ENTIRE first grade literature book in the span of about thirty minutes on the way to physical therapy~!! It seemed like I would finish a book a day, at LEAST. ...and then the books got larger and lengthier and required more time and concentration and they just made me want to WRITE instead and it started taking me MONTHS to finish them... *COUGHS*

BUT I HAVE, OKAY? I HAVE.

Do people say you have bad grammar?:
-- NOT USUALLY, NO. ;D I'm usually correcting people offline. LMFAO. But I don't have perfect grammar, and I ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!!! I'M NO GRAMMAR NAZI OKAY

Do your parents bother you a lot?:
-- SOMETIMES!! HAHAHA idk my bff jail I just went--...WANT!!! TO GET OUT IN TO THE WORLD. 3< ...see how can i be a grammar nazi when i make grammatical errors and typos like THIS, HMM?? *THUMBS UP??*

What is your favorite genre of music?:
-- I can find things to appreciate about MOST GENRES!! ;D If you reject a genre, you are rejecting an UMBRELLA TERM, and you're not delving deep enough into the music itself. There's always SOMETHING for you to like out there, I promise~!! ...but classical is probably my favourite genre, even though I don't listen to it as much as modern music these days LMFAOOOO. :'3 Nothing QUITE invigorates me and makes me feel as empowered as classical does, I tell you~ nothing like pretending you'r--YOU'RE CONDUCTING AN IMAGINARY ORCHESTRA!!!! *FLAILS*

pokay (what is that) and it's not like i'm not biased either LMFAO SHUT UP

Do you miss the old 90's cartoons?:
-- WHO DOESN'T!!! *SIGHS*

Which celebrity do you hate the most?:
-- YOUR MOTHER. GOD.

Have you ever been drunk before?:
-- Nooooot in this life, no~! ;D

Do you smoke weed on a regular basis?:
-- Noooooooope~! 8D IIIII don't... really NEED it. LMFAO TRUST ME, I'M HIGH ON LIFE. And I get asked if I'm a stoner/if I've done drugs FREQUENTLY. LMSFKFLSLF Moose says my brain must naturally produce those chemicals or something. I think maybe I'm just a little extra... ~~~~creative~~~!!! :D

Do you like family gatherings?:
-- Not usually. 8'D A lot of them are AWKWARD!! But sometimes they catch me off-guard and I have fun~

How much money do you have on you right now?:
-- 249249249249 DOLLARS, CLEARLY. ...only kidding, but I do have quite a bit of money from Whatevermas/my birthamaday that I am SAVING right now~!! 8'D

Do you wish you were born in a different time period?:
-- I've gone through ~~MOMENTS~~ of that, sure. ;D But... I think I'm okay, right now. Even though I ALWAYS say things like "I WISH I COULD HAVE GONE TO WOODSTOCK. D8 D8 D8" and "MAN, WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO HAVE BEEN ALIVE IN THE '80'S~!!" it's mostly all for the music. LMFAO.

What is your religion?:
-- I don't have one~! 8D More than anything, I believe in celebrating my spirituality through music and writing, and feeling disconnected and connected to everything at once, and I believe--and this is very important--in karma and the human condition~!! I figure it all has to exist SOMEWHERE, and it's not really the deities you believe in or the rituals you have in this life, anyway--it's your attitude~! If it helps YOU, personally, to have a religion, and you're not harming anyone else? ;D Go for it, guy!!

Are you unhappy with the way you look?:
-- YEP. Don't really associate with the body's physical appearance at all, for the most part! ;D

What color are your curtains?:
-- I DON'T HAVE CURTAINS I HAVE BLINDS. 8D They are white.

Name one of your cousins.:
-- MAEBY. :3 ...*SHOT as I hide my "Les Cousins Dangereux" poster*

What holiday is your birthday closest to?:
-- WHATEVERMAS. LMFAO.

Are you more of a positive or negative person?:
-- POSITIVE~!! But I think that's pretty obvious. LMFAO. It MUST be, since the compliment I get from most people is usually something like "you're so UPBEAT!! :3" or "You're the most optimistic person I KNOW!!" LMFAOOOOO. I'm a natural optimist, yes, and I was as a child too, but I've also had to fight very hard for this optimism of mine. ;D I've explained this. The point is, I ALWAYS find something to be excited about, some reason to be happy~! There really is a silver lining in almost every cloud. I'm PASSIONATE and DRAMATIC, but... I'm very positive too, yesyes. :'3 I keep on keeping on.

Do you drink a lot of water?:
-- HAHAHA NO I AM SO HEALTHY CLEALRY clelelelals CELERY. oh whatever.

Is there something you're worried about right now?:
-- NOPE!! :3

Do you have a big ego?:
-- LMFAOOOOOOOOOo IDK BUT JIM DOES, AND HE'S ADDICTED TO STRESS. ;D

Have you ever shopped at Hollister?:
-- ...I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A STORE UNTIL LIKE ... D8 WHO KNOWS WHEN. SO NO.

What is Blu Ray?:
-- A DVD whatsit~! 8D I HAVE A BLU RAY PLAYER NOW and I don't... get it. LMFAO OH WELL.

Do you like cats?:
-- YEP~! ;3 I prefer dogs just a liiiittle bit because most of them are so enthusiastic and affectionate and I tend to get along with the majority of them better (my enthusiasm and loud voice tend to annoy aloof cats LMFAO), BUT!! The pet that loves me the most in the house right now is a Siamese kitten named Deemsy, and the cats follow me around sometimes, so. 8'D I LIKE CATS TOO!!

Have you ever traveled out of the country?:
-- YEP~!! 8D I WENT TO CANADA. I discovered that maple syrup ice cream is grand.

Is there an M in your middle name?:
-- WHY YES.

Do you have your own car?:
-- NOPE, and I don't really want one. ;D Ever. Driving is for squares.

Do you have any bad habits?:
-- DOESN'T EVERYBODY? 8D

Do you make your own surveys?:
-- ...I did ONCE!! 8D And I've considered making one again. So BAM. >o have a damn goldfish.

AND IIIIIII AM GOING NOW.

I need to make this layout look wondermous. ;D ALSO, I need to make some changes to my icon collection.

REMMIND ME TO DO THIS LATER

YEP BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A REMMIND IS
AND EVERYONE CARES!!!!! ABSOLUTELY.

I WILL MAKE A BETTER ENTRY LATER. LMFAO.

oh god run away, survey, what is this, your mother that's what

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