ok, who wants to buy my old VW?

so i bought a new car.

I broke up with my girlfriend the other night.

What? You didn't know I had a girlfriend?

Oh, well I did for all of a few weeks. I just wasn't really feelin it. I hope you guys had a pool or something going because somebody other than me should profit at least.

( ATTN: EVERYONE MAKING EMO COLLEGE ENTRIES )

Four for the price of one? Well that's what you get when you're DT and you go to the Tyson's Cinnabon at 10:00 (after they've closed)

"I... I really just wanted to one..."
"I give you four!"

I woke up this morning without my wallet ( Read more... )

What's with all you lameasses and going away to college? Cool kids take a year off.

Raise your hand if you're still in town.

For the past three weeks I've been pulled over once a week for various things ( Read more... )

John got REALLY mad at me this morning for being half an hour late to work because I was on a financial appointment with his brother. Like, I've never seen him flip out like that before... even though he knew I had an appointment this morning and had told me he was going to be here all morning... when I got to work today he was like "Dave I have ( Read more... )

All I have to say is providing on-site computer repair service is a lot cooler when clients give you beer.

According to legend Frangelico lived three centuries ago in the hilly area bound by the right bank of the river Po. He lived as a hermit through his love of nature and his knowledge of its secrest created unique recipes for liquor. The most precious one of all of his was liquor made from wild hazelnut with infusions of berries and flowers to enrich ( Read more... )