Comments | harmony_vamp: Harmony Kendall's Application for Employment

harmony_vamp

Harmony Kendall's Application for Employment

Jun 18, 2004 11:54

Just filled out my application for the Demon Temp Agency. I think I did a good job!

Name: Harmony Kendall ( Read more... )

Comments 11

barbalurina June 18 2004, 11:28:08 UTC

Neat. You didn't lie or anything. :) Wouldn't you be great at Vanna White's job?

harmony_vamp June 18 2004, 16:13:34 UTC

I read somewhere that you shouldn't really lie on applications. And please, why would I? I'm already fabulous! I don't really need to like, lie about it.

And if I ever decided to stake Va(mpire)nna White, then I could TOTALLY take her job.

anonymous June 18 2004, 12:15:44 UTC

Experimenting with otter blood???

But love the application!!!

harmony_vamp June 18 2004, 16:16:18 UTC

Otter blood is great, but you have to be completely and totally careful. A young vampire girl in the city doesn't want to puff up like Angel-puff-face.

I think I did, like a GREAT job on my application. I completely rock!

anonymous June 19 2004, 15:59:38 UTC

are there otters in L.A?

A young vampire girl in the city doesn't want to puff up like Angel-puff-face.

LMAO!!!

I completely rock!

Yes, you do!!! *gives high-five*

sache June 18 2004, 20:07:28 UTC

You forgot the part where you were, like, totally Buffy's arch-nemesis.

barbalurina June 18 2004, 22:19:50 UTC

Oh yeah, and had your own minions.

harmony_vamp June 19 2004, 06:27:15 UTC

Dammit! Well, that's okay. I'm not handing it in till Monday, anyway. They're going to like test my typing skills and whatever.

Huh, I wonder how you, like, gloss over failing to kill the Slayer. Let Slayer live, because death is no match for living with THAT nose. Yeah, I like that...

anonymous June 19 2004, 02:19:38 UTC

For a demon temp agency, this type of application may be what they see every day. May rise to the top of the pile, even!

Or, possibly, not.

harmony_vamp June 19 2004, 06:33:08 UTC

Hm. Well, then I'll have to stand out. Maybe I'll like, totally include a 8x10 glossy of ME looking fab. That should really do the trick!

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harmony_vamp June 21 2004, 04:23:42 UTC

I should TOTALLY be a model. But most of those shoot thingies happen during the day. And I wouldn't really be able to be like TAN, I'd have to buy a million bottles of that spray on stuff. Then I'd smell.

Too bad, I'd totally rock the covers of Maxim and stuff.