The morning air was crisp against my cheek, and it truly was a beautiful morning... if only I were somewhere else... Somewhere where I wasn't going to be flung out hundreds of feet above anything with only metal wings that rarely worked.... oh God someone save me...
"Its not that big of a deal hun."
"Oh yeah?" I replied with a snort, "Let's see you do it." I was currently wrapped around our ships mast.
"As second in command-"
"You shouldn't be risking my poor precious life and be sending out an underling? Like the Cabin Boy?" I suggested with false hope.
"Ah ha ha ha, No."
"Billy you bitch..."
"Suck it up Aisu. Fillibert, grab her other leg, Tay, her tail sweety."
"Noooooooooooooooo!"
Oh fuck... and I was dragged kicking and screaming and strapped into the most uncomfortable and lest safe mode of transport on our ship and unceremoniously flung off starboard. It was going to be one of those mornings, I just know it.