Tyrarr and Harp visit the Weird Section of Amazon

[harpsi_fizz]

Harpsiccord:I gotta google that first so I can remember
NopeNopeNopeNope not googling nothing from our talks ever again nopenopenope I ended up in the weird part of Amazon.com
TehTyrarr: LOL
WHAT
what did you find
Harpsiccord: I don't wanna tell you or you will hate cereal
TehTyrarr: ....
cosby....
swearter?
Harpsiccord: No

Comments

[bella_cheval]

(Looks at link)

BRAIN BLEACH, I NEED BRAIN BLEACH.

[harpsi_fizz]

Which link? Share. It's fun. That's what this is, a share party.

[vincent_kinneas]

...Aaaaaaaaand there's a great entry to read first thing in the morning. Remind me to stop checking lj before I've had breakfast.

Seriously, some people are fucking weird. Human dairy? REALLY?! And the dialogue excerpt about the 'languor' grinding his backside... Ugh. Just ugh.

[harpsi_fizz]

Give it a few days in your mind and see what turns up. I wanna know if your mind... well, I don't want to influence or spoil it, but I'm curious to see how your brain...

[vincent_kinneas]

Only thing that turned up with regards to 'human dairy'; vampires treating humans like cattle for blood, some kind of soylent green-ish dystopian future, and possibly aliens doing something similar to us. All in all, either horror or dark sci-fi, NOT fun-sexy-time-kink in any way I can get into my head. Which is probably a good thing.

[harpsi_fizz]

Really? 'Cause after a few days, it just started seeming practical to me. Not in the kinky-sex-having way, and definitely not with all the kidnapping and stuff.

... Back in 07', I had an RP character (16) whose mother nursed him until he was four. There were fifteen minutes spent off topic making my RP partner squick-laugh talking about how her character would probably stop by for lunch any chance he got.

Ahhhhh... your thing about the aliens reminded me of that. ... Not because they were aliens, but because, you know, the nursing thing and because there are a number of alien stories in that "related" section. The humans aren't primarily used for food in those stories, though. ... Ever heard of extreme pregnancy? I had not.

[gala_apples]

*wipes away tears of laughter*

[harpsi_fizz]

I was hoping you'd see this <3 I know you're active in fandom and exchanges and have seen all sorts of this stuff.

Also, on a srs note, I hope I don't come across as "kink shaming" because like I hinted at up there, when it comes to sex, once you go there (intercourse) everything else is pretty much a lateral move. And, you know, you've seen my horrific Ron Abuse series.

[gala_apples]

Dude this is so not kink shaming. In my book kink shaming is walking straight up to someone, pointing in their face and going THAT THING YOU LIKE? THAT'S FUCKED UP. Your post wasn't going to be read by anyone who wrote those books. Also, besides, like you said, for an asexual it's basically all the same bucket of apples.

[sugar_for_sugar]

Not only was this hilarious, but yay! A post from Harp! Good to "see" you. <3

[harpsi_fizz]

I know, I know, I've been away and meaning to get back, but I haven't... I don't know how, you know?

[sugar_for_sugar]

I know how you feel. *hugs* It's okay, I'm just glad you're all right!

My only kinda-bummer-feeling sometimes about LJ/DW is that I keep up with so few of my friends here in other ways, so when they take breaks from it (which, you know, is an important thing to do sometimes because we're people with lives and feelings and brains and etc.) I don't hear from them at all! I try to just relax about that when it happens, because again, totally understand, and it's not like people owe me anything. But of course I worry too, because I have a very overachieving worrybrain.