1. His prostitute / mad Polish friend, if it's a UK North driver. 2. Because it's got wood. 3. The one that isn't a teapot and is actually Oolong the bunny with a teapot on his head. 4. Trogdor the Burninator. 5. Make them stand next to each other and shoot the end one through the head. 6. Headphones, there's nothing disturbing about them. 7. ...Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank. 8. Kevin Smith, because how else would you explain Clerks? 9. A fish in a tutu listening to Morrissey's Greatest Hits rendered on the accordion. 10. Too bloody long. 11. Everything.
1. A bus is travelling 20 mph north, who is the driver texting? Himself.
2. Why is a plank? Because a plank.
3. What is the odd one out? - 4 teapots The 4.
4. What comes next in the sequence? A wombat, the Terracotta Army, 5 gold rings, Steve Penk, woodchip wall paper …. Frank Zappa.
5. 1 bullet, Rev Ian Paisley, Mel Gibson, Jade from Big Brother, President I’m-a-dinner-jacket of Iran? Best day out ever.
6. What is the odd one out? A set of headphones, a slice of dutch cheese, Henman Hill, Jean Reno in a gingham dress Jean Reno. The others aren't funny.
7. Complete the phrase. It was …… Brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
8. Which one of these exists: Santa, T-rex, Kevin Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, West London? Bacon.
9. What is the answer to this question? This is.
10. If it is 12 degrees in Manchester, how long will it take for a cone of Rossi’s Lemon Ice to melt in Canadia? -45 minutes.
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2. Because it's got wood.
3. The one that isn't a teapot and is actually Oolong the bunny with a teapot on his head.
4. Trogdor the Burninator.
5. Make them stand next to each other and shoot the end one through the head.
6. Headphones, there's nothing disturbing about them.
7. ...Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank.
8. Kevin Smith, because how else would you explain Clerks?
9. A fish in a tutu listening to Morrissey's Greatest Hits rendered on the accordion.
10. Too bloody long.
11. Everything.
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Himself.
2. Why is a plank?
Because a plank.
3. What is the odd one out? - 4 teapots
The 4.
4. What comes next in the sequence? A wombat, the Terracotta Army, 5 gold rings, Steve Penk, woodchip wall paper ….
Frank Zappa.
5. 1 bullet, Rev Ian Paisley, Mel Gibson, Jade from Big Brother, President I’m-a-dinner-jacket of Iran?
Best day out ever.
6. What is the odd one out? A set of headphones, a slice of dutch cheese, Henman Hill, Jean Reno in a gingham dress
Jean Reno. The others aren't funny.
7. Complete the phrase. It was ……
Brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
8. Which one of these exists: Santa, T-rex, Kevin Smith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, West London?
Bacon.
9. What is the answer to this question?
This is.
10. If it is 12 degrees in Manchester, how long will it take for a cone of Rossi’s Lemon Ice to melt in Canadia?
-45 minutes.
11. What colour isn’t purple?
Twinkie house.
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