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Oh No!!
The eunuchs are coming! Theyre fat and kinda have tits! And they're mildly upset.
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Bowel Movements
I am currently in the midst of having one, and its not pretty.
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I have a dream.
And in it, I've got my hands around your pretty little neck.
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someone thinks kevin is sexy
and they "totally want to fuck him" ... or so he says -
Whoa its been like....
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Get This Shit
Im a movie star. -
Homicidal Sleepwalkers.
Watch it! They're out there. And they'll get you while your sleeping. -
Profound
Ok. So Carl tells me "Whenever i read your posts, it never moves me, there is nothing profound." So I thought i would write some profound shit. Here goes.
If you shit in someone's mouth and they dont take it out, nor do they swallow. One of you will probably get sick.
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Finding our place in the world
Sometimes we have to find our place. Zaaaa Haaa Zababa bi ba da bo. Mine is in an african jungle. Ruled by a lion who has a warthog friend.