The Artefacts of Life - NC-17 - by shocolate

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Title: The Artefacts of Life
Author: shocolate
Summary: Harry's saving people thing can be inappropriate...
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 15004
Disclaimer: Not mine, unfortunately.
Other Pairings: story begins with existing canon pairings, mention of Ron/OMC.
Author's Note: Very many thanks to emmacmf, for motivating and amusing me and counting my commas - and to the

Comments

[woldy]

Great fun as ever! I feel a little sorry for Knud, but I shall imagine him joining Harry and Ron for a threesome, or possibly visiting Charlie in Romania :-)

[shocolate]

My Charlie doesn't have sex - I hope Knud likes dragons!

Many thanks!

[matildabishop]

Wow! I laughed a thousand times and went awwwww a million more. And the art! Such beautiful skinny beautiful shiny beautiful lovely boys.

Some many squee-worthy moments, I loved Harry being a bitey kisser!

[shocolate]

I would do anything to have her draw my Ron - he is SOOOOO skinny!

Very many thanks, sweetheart - I like him biting, too.

[napchic]

Thank you!
I loved getting to draw for this one. I had such great inspirational material :)

[shocolate]

no, I'm not reviewing my own fic...

NAPCHIC!!! their hair is alive and collarbones and Harry's chest hair - and his PUBES - and Ron's amazing, freckles, scarred, skinny arms!!

*squishes you*a

[napchic]

So all of this I'd sent in my email forever ago.
But I wanted to edit it to comment word count and microscopically reprint below for posterity and just add that my Rons are at your service and Harry's neatly groomed, coal black pubes are on call should you require them.
*squishes back*

If that curse had left you... in a coma, I would have sat by your bedside every day,” …if it had knocked any sense into you, I would have been fucking amazed.
I just want to cling to Harry. Look at him taking care of his boy and spouting some funny ass shit.

And poor Hermione was tormented for turning another bloke gay, and this time after just one date.
oh, poor baby girl.

but I suppose some where looking at me, too, and I sat up straighter and caught myself ruffling my hair.
*helps ruffle*

because my cock was screaming for joy and my balls were frolicking
That demands to be animated as a cartoon

I wanted to at least tell him how well I’d coped, I wanted him to be proud of me.
*gets stingy blinky eyes*

I finished the bottom, syrupy inch of

[maevemist]

Brilliant job as always. I just had to start with your entry because your writing is always such a treat.

I would go on and on about all the bits I loved but it's best if I just say I. Loved. Every. Single. Word.

My favourite line/s however was Skinny bloke, would cut off his/your arm if he/you asked him/you too?

[shocolate]

*blushes*

I enjoyed watching them being so spectacularly bad at communication.

But George is right, yes.

Many thanks!

For Napchic

[maevemist]

I love how bright Ron is in this picture. He looks like he is glowing with happiness.

Harry is also beautiful in contrast.

Sorry for being so inarticulate when it comes to explaining what I like about things.

Re: For Napchic

[napchic]

Thank you so very much, and you are perfectly articulate. I tried to stuff as much glowy love in one image as I could :). I appreciate you taking time to comment.