So my law school crew dragged me out to draq queen bingo at Club Chaos last night, http://www.chaosdc.com/nights.html. It was packed and they had auctions for a dildo, gay porn, and a popcorn maker. They also showed and commented on gay porn, demanded to see some guy's penis, and ( Read more... )

Barack Obama lives down the street from me, at the apartment I was going to move into next semester if the army didn't call me up for training. I am busy making plans to stalk him.

The weaksauce (yes, it's coming back) response to my question yesterday troubles me...are Chicago sports teams that bad that no one follows them anymore? Or maybe it's just that the novelty of Harsha Rao's livejournal has faded. More to follow later ( Read more... )

All right Chicago sports fans, what's been the worst move in our recent history? Pick worst overall, or worst for each franchise ( Read more... )

Where's that subject line from? Dave Chappelle would know, but for some unfathomable reason, he doesn't read this lj ( Read more... )

People are complaining about a draft...why? I mean, seriously, can someone tell me why a draft is bad. The way I see it, one, you don't have to join the military, you can do alternate public service like they offerred in Vietnam if you're a conscientious objector; and two, it forces the rich and the poor to defend the country. Man, it's a ( Read more... )

Godammit.

So I've decided the best way to base my social and political views are as the opposite of whatever the KKK thinks.

For example, let's take Affirmative Action. The KKK would be against it. Therefore, Harsha supports it ( Read more... )

So instead of doing my reading, I jumped onto my high school's alumni page. People are moving on with their lives. Makes me feel a little depressed. But then I looked in the mirror, and my hot reflection cheered me up. But now I'm down again. Ah well, I'm sure I'll see a few people in 6 years or so at the reunion, if there is one. By then I ( Read more... )

Fuck. Playing poker for like 7 straight hours is baaad pie if you got class early tomorrow. But I did win large, so it was aite. Fuck. In other news, they finally fixed out clogged sink. It took 3 turns of an allan wrench to fix the garbage disposal, about 10 seconds of work; it took them 10 days to send the aforementioned repairman. Double ( Read more... )