01. don't talk no shit, it won't be no shit.

[hartmanhips]

[normally, when Milla wakes up in the morning with the sun shining on her face, she's happy and ready to go. She's got samba music going and is dancing up a storm downstairs, because with children -- and how she loves children, and how she loves her little campers and Cruller and Sasha -- what could be wrong? Today is different.

very.

different.

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[beheadofworship]

[well brace yourself Milla cause you're in for another surprise.

See, since it's morning, you may have woken up with your new husband Justin next to you! This is not the case, however, since he was an early riser and took a shower. So now you have a young man in a towel (and earbuds, wut?) walking in and spotting you - but not for long, since he lets out a tiny 'aaa!' and hurries back into the bathroom, shutting the door.]

[hartmanhips]

[be prepared for Milla to whip her hands up in preparation of a Psi-blast before she remembers that she doesn't have the ability to pulverize people into submission with mind bullets.]

Vai - te...if you've done ANYTHING with the children I'll kill you!

[beheadofworship]

Ahhh! I have no idea who you mean, but it wasn't me!

[hartmanhips]

[congratulations, Justin, you can see the rare angry Milla.]
WHERE ARE MY CAMPERS? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! [before striding over and picking up a convenient lamp as a club, ready to go bash some tender heads in]

[weiss_tank]

You too huh? Man, this place is sucking in more and more people. The guys who've been here longer then I have call this place 'Mayfield'. I call it the lousiest place on earth.

[hartmanhips]

"Mayfield"?

Where? [she forces herself, audibly to be calm.] Have you seen my campers? They're small, ranging from 9 to 13. They've got powers too, I... [she trails off. First things first.]

Sucking in? So, what is this place doing?

[weiss_tank]

Well, there's lots of kids around here, so I'm sure your campers are around here somewhere! Well, I hope not cause then they'd be here and stuck like us but ANYWAYS.

Mayfield, yeah, stupid name I know. Most I can gather is that people just wake up here and we can't leave.

[hartmanhips]

That is not possible. [Milla sounds so sure of herself and that's true. There's always a way out, even in the darkest and craziest of brains. Solve their problem or bugger on out or just...mess them up, even though Milla couldn't. Wouldn't. Won't. Refuses to.] We are not stuck. If my campers are here, they would be setting fire to things and turning invisible and all those things. [she puts her hand to her temple in Psychonaut position until she remembers she STILL doesn't have Clairvoyance, and she grits her teeth HARD.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[THAT VOICE. RAZ KNOWS THAT VOICE.]

[At first there's a slight glimmer of hope: Milla's found him! The Psychonauts are here! He's finally gonna get OUT of this crazy place!]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[But then he actually listens to what Milla is saying. She's asking questions. The same kind of questions everyone asks. The same ones he asked the first morning he woke up here. And that tiny glimmer of hope is shattered into a billion tiny pieces.]

Milla! Agent Vodello! Don't tell me they got you, too!

[hartmanhips]

[what. WHAT. Well, that answers a question. Her children are here!]
Razputin, darling! Where are the other campers? Are you safe? Are you unhurt? How did you get here, darling, that is unsafe!

[ra_ra_razputin]

N-no, I'm the only one here! You're the first person I know that I've seen in ages!

I'm fine, really! I dunno how I got here, either. One minute we were all going to rescue Lili's dad and the next thing I knew, I was here! They take everyone like that!

[warpstarrider]

[So, Kirby heard the phone ring. He knocked it over and heard voices so he picked it up and listened.]

Hiiii~~~~~♥

[hartmanhips]

[hears childish voice, puts normal voice back on]

Hello!

[warpstarrider]

[So he attempts to ask a few questions.]

Poyopoy-poyo~?

[hartmanhips]

[mental note. Communicates in poyos. This indicative of something?]

I'm sorry, darling, I don't understand!

[hourai_branch]

Did you try leaving?

[hartmanhips]

I need to find my way out first, no? Could you tell me where the exit is?

[hourai_branch]

That's the point. There kind of isn't one.