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harty8764

Kris Kross will indeed make you Jump Jump.

Jul 11, 2005 21:15

First off, Ben, I had a great weekend in Morro Bay...Happy Birthday. I like the fact that everyone spent money on themselves for your birthday. But hey, its the 90s right ( Read more... )

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jabels_bitch July 12 2005, 14:59:15 UTC

So, my girlfriend named_Lance_ and I went to Morro Bay this weekend. It's a lot like going _nude_ in Michigan. It was a 2.5 hour _circle jerk_ along the coast, around mountains, and pass a(n)_albino gorilla_. I did see a(n)_child_ in a garage _poop_-ing and that was damn cool. We met the gf's friend and bf there, hung out and then _banged_ to _pee wee's playhouse theme song_. They were fun. I was awoken the next morning by the gf _puke_ing on the_cat_ and saying "_the pussy is dirty and smelly now_". We all got dressed and went in to town. It was cool. Then we decided to bbq _the stinky cat_ and while they were grilling, we started drinking. We drank a hefty sum but not too much. We played 2 games: _whos in my mouth_ and _go fish_. Both were fun but I wasn't too good at the first one, I'm not as _small in the pants_ as the others, especially those who go to school at _U of M_. The next morning we woke up, surprisingly I wasn't _gay_. We had breakfast and then _tickled each other_. Once back, I was able to _poop_ which is good because ( ... )

anonymous July 22 2005, 23:34:54 UTC

So, my girlfriend named_sparky_ and I went to Morro Bay this weekend. It's a lot like going down on someone in Michigan. It was a 2.5 hour __taste test_ along the coast, around mountains, and pass a(n)_some bushes_. I did see a(n)_girl_ in a garage _masterbat_-ing and that was damn cool. We met the gf's friend and bf there, hung out and then _proceeded_ to _makeout_. They were fun. I was awoken the next morning by the gf _jumping_ing on the_bed_ and saying "_i wanna jump somethinge else__". We all got dressed and went in to town. It was cool. Then we decided to bbq _steak_ and while they were grilling, we started drinking. We drank a hefty sum but not too much. We played 2 games: _strip poker_ and _spin the bottle_. Both were fun but I wasn't too good at the first one, I'm not as _slutty_ as the others, especially those who go to school at _hooters or chipendales_. The next morning we woke up, surprisingly I wasn't __horny__. We had breakfast and then __drank some more_. Once back, I was able to _strip_______ which is good because I ( ... )

anonymous July 22 2005, 23:35:45 UTC

the above was by one of Yuliyas co workers
i found this page on our comp

The answers are..... harty8764 July 26 2005, 20:20:41 UTC

So, my girlfriend named_Yuliya_ and I went to Morro Bay this weekend. It's a lot like going _Up North_ in Michigan. It was a 2.5 hour _drive_ along the coast, around mountains, and pass a(n)_Men's Colony__. I did see a(n)_Eskimo_ in a garage _smoke_-ing and that was damn cool. We met the gf's friend and bf there, hung out and then _went_ to _bed__. They were fun. I was awoken the next morning by the gf __jump_ing on the__bed_ and saying "__Wake Up__". We all got dressed and went in to town. It was cool. Then we decided to bbq _steak_ and while they were grilling, we started drinking. We drank a hefty sum but not too much. We played 2 games: _Never Have I Ever_ and _Dominos_. Both were fun but I wasn't too good at the first one, I'm not as _worldly experienced_ as the others, especially those who go to school at _Berkley__. The next morning we woke up, surprisingly I wasn't __hungover_. We had breakfast and then __left_. Once back, I was able to _work_ which is good because I wasn't sure I'd be able to do that all weekend. I guess the ( ... )