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[harvestnarcissi]

My darling Lucius, I'm having a bit of a crisis and I need husbandly advice. It concerns my sister. The acknowledgeable one

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[thewandmaster]

The English.

[harvestnarcissi]

That does not seem to constitute advice.

[thewandmaster]

No. I am merely expressing my exasperation.

[harvestnarcissi]

And what have the English done to exasperate you?

[purebloodyay]

My darling, I find myself likewise torn between the two options. I would loathe the restoration of any person who dared to insult your culinary abilities, but I would also loathe to weaken our great Lord by refraining to return to him one so valuable. However, my pet, I must in this situation choose to err on the side of my dearest wife. Let the Dark Lord look after his own as he sees fit.

I am also quite pleased to see you finally pursuing a cosmetics line. You have for so long discussed the possibility of sharing your talents with the rest of the pureblood world and I believe that you will truly become a shining example for all. Please inform me if I can do anything to aid your efforts.

Oh, and I wished to ask you: are you attending the session titled "Really Painful Things You Can Do To Muggles With Pillows"? I find the topic fascinating, but if you recall, I attended a similar event last year concerning Comfy Chairs and I severely doubt that they will have developed new techniques so quickly.

[seeneverything]

Although I disapprove of your purpose, I do have to say, I myself am trained in the art of leisure furnitarial warfare and one should never underestimate it!

[harvestnarcissi]

What is it you are saying, then? That my sister should return and we should resume our conflict through decorative choices?

[harvestnarcissi]

Nevermind. I misunderstood you as responding to me rather than my husband.