You've forced my hand, Joan.

[harvey_twoface]

I did everything you asked of me. I stopped killing people, for one. I attended therapy regularly, despite my loathing for psychiatrists. I changed for you. And what did I get in return? Not a damn thing. You think you can placate me with kind words and empty promises? I'm done with this.

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[thisisironman]

President of Vice?

Did you pull that out of a hat or something?

[harveyxdent]

Not going to lie - that I.D. is pretty neat.

...Even if you are part of some big, fancy, evil group of hateful villains.

[harvey_twoface]

Yeah, thanks. You know you're welcome to join if you do something suitably horrendous to prove yourself first. Follow in the footsteps of the real Harvey?

[harveyxdent]

I don't know. I've never been that good at the whole "evil" thing.

Sadly, as tempting as it is to join (and possibly anger Bruce Wayne even more), I think I'm going to have to decline your offer.

But, uh - this doesn't mean you'll be too busy, right? We still need to get beers sometime this week, bud.

[harvey_twoface]

Oh, absolutely. I always have time for my naive other half.