1st Weather Report

[has_espn]

VOICE;
Hello? Gretchen? Cady? Is anyone on the other line? Why is it snowing?

[Pause; sudden realization!] Oh my god... [In a somewhat really audible whisper] I think I've been abdicated by Eskimos.

SHIFT TO TEXT;
S.O.P.

Kidnapped.

S.O.P.