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[has_a_nice_boat]

Where the devil did Mr. Cordova run off? None of the lifeboats are missing.

Mr. Watertribe! Search the ship for the missing man. I shall be in my cabin... recuperating. We're almost out of rum after all that.

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[sarcasmconcarne]

Yeah, I'll get right on that, Captain...Piratehat.

[has_a_nice_boat]

Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow. No need to stand on formalities, however! You may simply call me Captain Sparrow.

On your way.

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[sarcasmconcarne]

Wait, what? That's not--I'm not--we're--

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[sarcasmconcarne]

Oh, fine. Whatever, Captain.

[as_you_wiiiiish]

Sparrow!

[has_a_nice_boat]

Westley!

...

Did you need something?

[as_you_wiiiiish]

Dread Pirate Roberts, if you please.

Have you been paying attention to the news recently?

[has_a_nice_boat]

Ah, ah, right. Dread Pirate Roberts.

I keep an eye on current events. Why?