2nd Weather Report: Dear Karen...

[has_espn]

VOICE // FAILED FILTER TO REGINA SO HEARD BY THE ENTIRE NETWORK;
I want to start an advice colon.

[ooc; l-lol context. all responses assumed voice unless otherwise stated! :3 EDIT: lkajer;iweoj OMG THANK YOU WHOEVER BOUGHT KAREN A PAID ACCOUNT KLJF;ALKDJ I AM NOT WORTHY FFFFFF ;; I WILL TRY MY BEST NOT TO DISAPPOINT!]

Comments

[nobodyneedknow]

...pardon?

[has_espn]

An advice colon. Like those colons you write to when you want advice.

[nobodyneedknow]

Miss Smith, I'm rather sure that you don't mean colon.

[has_espn]

Do you think I should make it a TV show instead?

[whackachester]

... An advice colon?

1/2

[has_espn]

Yeah.

[has_espn]

Wait... Who is this?

1/2

[whackachester]

... How do you do that?

[queenofplastics]

What the hell, Karen?

[has_espn]

What?

[queenofplastics]

The hell is an advice colon?

[has_espn]

It's like Dear Abby, except it's going to be Dear Karen.

[so_devilish]

I'll give you an advice colon.

[has_espn]

You will?

Wait... Who are you?

[so_devilish]

Yeah. My advice is that colons don't give advice.

[has_espn]

Of course colons don't give advice, you have to write them first.

[valentineluke]

Your schooling obviously consisted of reading fashion magazines in class.

[has_espn]

No.

Oh my god is there a school like that?

[valentineluke]

...a waste of tax payers' money.

[has_espn]

...What are you talking about?