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has_espn

4th Weather Report

Feb 20, 2010 21:30

VOICE;
Oh my god, why is everything on TV about sex? That's so gross. They'll totally get Amnesia. And die.

...My clothes are too skanky. Where can I get new ones?

!curse: sexuality reversal day, have sex & you'll get chlamydia. and die

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Voice; child_radical February 20 2010, 16:11:58 UTC

Um, Karen...what the hell?

Voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:32:49 UTC

What?

Voice; child_radical February 21 2010, 02:35:48 UTC

People don't die from amnesia.

Voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:49:27 UTC

They do; I learned it in Math class.

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voice; bonescientist February 20 2010, 17:44:26 UTC

Logic would suggest that new clothing may be purchased from a clothing store. Surely you knew that.

voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:34:29 UTC

Of course I did. I was looking for store suggestions.

voice; bonescientist February 21 2010, 12:04:09 UTC

Then you should have been more precise in your wording. You can't expect a correct answer to an incorrect question.

voice; has_espn February 22 2010, 13:52:42 UTC

...Uh, okay. [Does not actually get it]

mghtbconcussed February 20 2010, 18:17:54 UTC

Because sex is fun?

Also, hello? Ever hear of a condom?

voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:35:20 UTC

Ew, no. Sex is totally wrong.

Yeah. So?

Re: voice; mghtbconcussed February 21 2010, 02:40:29 UTC

Are you Catholic?

STDS, prevent them. Don't just blow the condom up to make a balloon.

Re: voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:50:39 UTC

...I don't know. Should I be?

But can it prevent amnesia?

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Voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:36:19 UTC

Yes.

...What are you talking about?

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Voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 03:01:58 UTC

[Wow, big words. Of course, she doesn't get any of that.] Okay.

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voice; has_espn February 21 2010, 02:38:21 UTC

No, all sex ends in amnesia. I listen to Math class.

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voice; 1/3 has_espn February 21 2010, 03:12:21 UTC

Okay. One plus one equals five, divided by...

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