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1st Weather Report

Dec 29, 2009 10:35

VOICE;
Hello? Gretchen? Cady? Is anyone on the other line? Why is it snowing?

[Pause; sudden realization!] Oh my god... [In a somewhat really audible whisper] I think I've been abdicated by Eskimos.

SHIFT TO TEXT;
S.O.P.

Kidnapped.

S.O.P.

where's my queen bee, ...not really the brightest of the lot, breasts can tell when it's raining

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deresforkisa December 29 2009, 02:42:58 UTC

[What kind of stupid is this.]

You weren't abducted by eskimos, stupid girl.

voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 02:48:23 UTC

[Rather offended pause!] Then how do you explain the snow in June?

voice; deresforkisa December 29 2009, 02:49:04 UTC

It's December.

voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 02:59:14 UTC

No, it's June. First there's May, and then there's June, and then there's December.

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girlwithabow December 29 2009, 02:49:12 UTC

It's snowing because it's winter.

And it's S.O.S, not S.O.P.

voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 03:03:05 UTC

It is?

No, it's S.O.P. It means "Save Us Please".

voice; girlwithabow December 29 2009, 03:07:31 UTC

Today is December twenty-eight. Definitely winter. At least in the Northern Hemisphere.

[There's a sharp intake of breath from Kate's end because who confuses U with O?]

That would be S.U.P.

voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 03:23:27 UTC

[Actually considering that...] I thought August came after June.

[...Oh.] That's not right, is it?

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voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 03:05:44 UTC

Everyone keeps saying that. I don't know, I'm not the Eskimo.

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voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 03:31:48 UTC

No it's not, it's spring.

Of course I know what an Eskimo is. They're like these guys from the South Pole or something, and they wear these weird jackets that are so not in style.

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justcautious December 29 2009, 02:57:14 UTC

I dunno if it's Eskimos. I mean, it could be, but they'd have to be magic Eskimos. S'like you're in fairyland, or sommat. But more like...just a magic land, maybe. I think that's what it is, anyway.

voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 03:08:20 UTC

Do you really think there's magic Eskimos?

voice; justcautious December 29 2009, 03:12:32 UTC

Could be. I dunno much about them. But, I mean, they live in little houses made of snow, right? They must have some sort of magic-something, otherwise, they'd freeze, wouldn't they?

voice; 1/2 has_espn December 29 2009, 03:38:04 UTC

[Snort] That's silly.

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Voice; 1/2 child_radical December 29 2009, 03:09:10 UTC

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Voice; 2/2 child_radical December 29 2009, 03:09:34 UTC

You haven't been kidnapped by Eskimos.

voice; has_espn December 29 2009, 03:34:45 UTC

How can you be so sure? I mean, [In a whisper] you might just be one of them.

voice; child_radical December 29 2009, 03:36:48 UTC

I'm not an eskimo and everyone else in this place aside from the Deities are in the same posistion as you. So please cut the paranoia out.

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