☇o2; Bitch Tears

[haselectrolytes]

Just when I was startin' to think this place was kinda cool that.. that stupid...

Fucen... dragon...

ARRGGGHN!!!!

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[panelderomance]

Hm? There's a dragon at this school?

What happened?

[haselectrolytes]

It was this big fire snake thingummer! Just fell out of the sky and started messin' with thingsn'stuff. I thought it was a storm at first yaknow because that Zapdos guy kept running his mouth about makin' stormsn'stuff but then..

and then...!

... and then he kinda beat me up.
That's the gist of it.

[panelderomance]

This fire snake just came out of nowhere and beat you up...? That's so mean of them! Why would they do something like that???

[haselectrolytes]

Maybe cause I bit him.

[dirgeoffire]

Oh, were you one of the foolish imbeciles who dared to attack me?

[haselectrolytes]

Say that too my face you ugly old snake!
Next time I'm gonna kick yer ass!!

[dirgeoffire]

If you wish. But the results will be the same as before.
Oh, I can't wait to see the day that, as you put it, 'kick my ass!!'

[haselectrolytes]

Yer all smoke! Next time you won't have the element of surprise.

[things_go_boom]

We have a dragon?!

[things_go_boom]

[2 minutes later, after checking the database for new students and teachers.]

...We have a dragon!

[things_go_boom]

Wait, I don't think I've seen you before. You new too?

[things_go_boom]

And don't talk to Zapdos like that!

[4x4_of_manly]

Where the hell did it even come from? Wait, where the hell did YOU even come from

[haselectrolytes]

Dunno. Not like I stoped to ask it when it lit me on fire or nothin'. As for me, well....

[maaaaaaaaassive]

got a personal vendetta against the dragon or somethin'?

[haselectrolytes]

Naw. Just kinda ticked me off seeing it act like a bigshot.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

I see what ya mean. blew a hole through the gym roof from what I heard.