as i still see scott and morgan sleeping at near 3pm, i feel that it is safe to determine that my gatorade/bacardi limon drink wins the battle of fucking people up again

So, i get this call today and it sounds like this:

user: Ive spent an hour in front of my computer and I cant get it up, can you help me?
me: Its not working?
user: Ive tried everything, nothing is working.

so, i put em on mute and laughed my ass off

my home planet is as close to earth as it has been in 2000 years, and Im stuck sittin here without a spaceship

or at least regional

kasey actually woke up and got out of bed before me, without the help of an alarm clock

this has never happened before

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i use google so much that when i woke up this morning, i typed in the google search "how am i today"

we went to marine world yesterday and saw this crazy giraffe

http://www.sicware.com/crap/giraffe.mov

user: Hi, I am having trouble getting a web page with my DSL
James: Ok, which DSL modem do you have?
user: What do you mean? I have Earthlink
James: No, what DSL modem do you have?
user: I don't know.
James: If you look at the modem, it will say what brand it is.
user: Oh uh, hold on. Its a *******

http://www.spickle.com/cgi-bin/ccf2.pl

http://www.sicware.com/crap/kin10.wmv