Poor Andy thinks his balls mught fall of because he came ten times yesterday, and apparantly now only feels pain.

In other news, I am the happiest girl in the world.

So a while back I had this dream that i was Brittney Spears's shrink right, and she comes in one day with her hair all lopsidedly lopped off (or I guess grown back would be the thing now). She looked like when little girls give their Barbies haircuts. So anyway, she comes in freaking out about Mandy Moore, who happens to be in her group councelling ( Read more... )

Oh, my darlings, the best thing has happened ( Read more... )

I want Trish to get a severe case of diahrea, however you spell it. I'm actually praying right this very minute for her to shit herself. Does that make me a bad person? Pray with me. It doesn't even have to happen today, just pray for her to shit herself in class ( Read more... )

I'm wearing really big earrings and they jingle in my ear and it makes me so happy. They are so long they just barely brush the skin where my neck slopes out to my shoulders. I like it. This morning there was a test in Fuel Metering that I completely forgot to study for this weekend, so I looked over some stuff before class, which never really ( Read more... )

GOODMORNING!!!

I skipped my morning classes today on account of a drunken sleep. After Danielle and Hector left to fuck I called my man and we talked till like... 3 or 4ish, so yeah, I didn't get up for class at eight. I have an electricity test in a bit, which I'm going to, and then, thank god it's Friday, because I'm going home to watch Cleopatra and do nothing ( Read more... )

My hibiscus has 25 buds on it, in various stages of progression, which means I should have blooms for like, two weeks!!!! I'm so excited!!!

Also, when I got out of my truck just now in the parking lot a big blustery wind blew dirt in my eye :( It is discomforting. That's the only thing I don't like about the windiness down here. BAH.

I made tea to ( Read more... )

I'm trying to work on my posture. This mechanic thing has me slouching too much. It doesn't help that the tables are just a bit too tall for me so I have weird posture whenever I do anything at them and it hurts my wrists, so I tend to sit on the floor, and then I get all hunched over my work, which is good for flexibility I guess but not so good ( Read more... )

1) What is the story behind your main icon?
I like it. Alot.

2) What's your current relationship status?
married

3) Ever had a near-death experience?
uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... I don't think so...

4) Name an obvious quality you have.
I can cook something fierce!

5) What's the name of the song you have stuck in your head right now?
Patience by Gun's n Roses

6) Any ( Read more... )