Twenty-third Cliché

[hasitsthorns]

[Accidental Voice Post]

[Noises of someone clanking around in a kitchen, and turning pages in book] Let's see here...eggs are the easiest to make, are they? Well, now that I know scrambled eggs...Boiled eggs looks like it takes far too long, so lets skip that. Sunny side up looks--ugh, runny. Scotch eggs look horribly unhealthy, and steamed eggs?

Comments

[arrogantfanfare]

Still working~?

[hasitsthorns]

Ah-- [Didn't quite realize she had it on] Yes...I wanted to try a few recipes on my own.

[arrogantfanfare]

It's good to see that you're dedicated.

[hasitsthorns]

Thank you--But many of these recipes seem rather strange in the instructions.

[merchantboom]

Human everything tend to be quite strange.

[hasitsthorns]

Tell me about it. Everything from recipes to romance I'll never understand.

[merchantboom]

Agreed. Their recipes lack necessary spices, often to bland, and smell horrible. As for their idea of 'romance' please. Not even taking into the fact that they don't even have clans to ensure that such unions are conducive to good business, they are paler than the sky!!

How such a race every became a major power I will never know...I think it's because they breed faster than rabbits.

[hasitsthorns]

That could be it. They certainly show an interest in doing so...

Are you from Veldime, sir?