And Then There Will Be Three

[hasspecialneeds]

It looks like that witch didn't win the election after all. Not that it matters, though, because even if you did win, I'm not allowed to get candy from you.

Maybe some other time.

Comments

[wizardoftheweek]

... You understand WHY, yes?

[hasspecialneeds]

'Cause she was bribing me, right?

[1week_wizard]

And you, as a noble, must never accept bribes. Particularly from people like her.

[hasspecialneeds]

But if she gives me candy and it's not a bribe, that's okay, right?

[not_tsuncertain]

It was completely unfair and should be stricken from the records. I wouldn't have wanted the ridiculous responsibilities that came with winning, anyways.

[hasspecialneeds]

Is that the only reason you lost?

[not_tsuncertain]

Of course! I was never told I was in the running to begin with.

[hasspecialneeds]

Or maybe this is what you get for trying to bribe high-class ladies like me.

[lasersallover]

Huh? I didn't run in any race.

[hasspecialneeds]

The other witch.

[lasersallover]

The one in pink? There's no way she's a real witch.

[hasspecialneeds]

I think so.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, her loss was expected.

[hasspecialneeds]

And it means I'm not in trouble for voting for her.

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, you would be scolded then? That sounds...problematic.

[hourai_branch]

She seemed boring.

[hasspecialneeds]

Lots of people are boring.

[hourai_branch]

True.

You know, I just realized, you're that crazy vampire that lives in a basement, right?

[hasspecialneeds]

I'm not that crazy. And I don't live in the basement anymore, most of the time.