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Nov 18, 2011 18:30

Having spent nearly half a day sulking in the wilderness that surrounds the city, Sniper finally caved to his major vice of modern man: coffee. He wasn't ready to actually go back- he was still struggling to come to terms with the fact that he was in the future, his parents were long-dead, and there were voices and talking animals appearing on the ( Read more... )

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[action] hasstandards November 19 2011, 04:28:19 UTC

[Sniper finishes loading another round into his gun, eyeing the communicator resting on his leg as he speaks quietly to the wolf pup on the other end. He catches sight of Pyro out of the corner of his eye, but it's too late by then.

The tree shakes, nearly jostling him from his perch. He grabs the limb with one arm and the gun with the other- priorities, after all- leaving his communicator to fall to the grass below. He does not look happy about this at all.]

Oi, Pyro! Knock it off!

[action] notintehkitchen November 19 2011, 04:34:09 UTC

[Knock it off? Why would she stop? There was no reason to if he refused not to go all crazed gunman the moment he came to Paradise.

Slamming her axe again into the wood, small bits came flying off and hitting her gas mask.]

Mmmphfftt mmnn hudda hudda.

[Taking one hand off the handle, she used a finger to beckon him to come down.]

[action] hasstandards November 19 2011, 04:44:20 UTC

[Sniper eyes his communicator on the ground, keeping his death grip on the branch as Pyro hits the tree again. He can feel the wood cracking under his fingers.]

Are you deaf? I said I was busy! Now piss off before you bring this whole bloody thing down with me in it!

[action] notintehkitchen November 19 2011, 05:04:34 UTC

[The tree is over half way cut through the trunk now. With an insane laughter, Pyro listens to his words before continuing on with her chopping business.]

Mnnnppphnnuhh!

[*CREAK, CRACK.*]

...!?

[Looking at the tree trunk, Pyro sees it start tumbling towards her. Attempting to get out of the way, the rubber suited woman takes a leap and tumbles to the side but doesn't miss the branches.]

[action] hasstandards November 19 2011, 05:34:55 UTC

[Apparently, bringing the whole bloody thing down with him in it had been Pyro's intention. Sniper winces as the tree creaks ominously, the insides splintering through the trunk as it takes a final blow. The tree teeters for a second before toppling with him still attached to the branch ( ... )

[action] notintehkitchen November 19 2011, 05:42:03 UTC

[Between the branches and Sniper's weight on top of her, Pyro finds her head hitting the ground hard like a bowling ball before her head bops up and the mask she wears flies off about twenty feet in the distance.

No sounds escape her mouth that could now be used to form coherent sentences for others. Instead, she lays on the ground with her eyes closed and side of her forehead dripping blood down her face.

Luckily for Sniper, the grab to her behind will go unnoticed and there will be no embarrassment between the two of them for that awkward moment.]

[action] hasstandards November 19 2011, 06:46:35 UTC

[A moment passes before Sniper recovers from that second fall. He groans and opens his eyes, halfway expecting Pyro to be looming over him; however, he finds that while the world is still spinning around him, he's not in immediate danger yet. Good ( ... )

[action] notintehkitchen November 19 2011, 06:58:23 UTC

As he shook her, she literally felt like solid dead weight in his arms. Her eyes refused to flicker open despite the attempts to get her to awaken from her concussion.

*SQUEAK! SQUEAK!*

What was that? Certainly it was not a sound common among Pyros. No. Instead, what Sniper might see was a brain slug popping out of the collar of her suit and flying towards his face. Landing on his forehead, the green creature would use those slimy tentacles like a suction cup to latch onto him and continue squealing.

[action] hasstandards November 19 2011, 07:13:13 UTC

[Just as Sniper is about to hoist her onto his shoulders, he's attacked by a squeaking ball of slime that lunges at his face. He recognizes it in an instant: the Pyro he'd worked with had a similar ooze he kept as a pet.

He bats reflexively at the creature, trying not to think too long on whether or not the Pyro he'd known for years was a woman, as well... or worse.]

Gah, go on!

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