Summary: The Akatsuki, like any organization of ninja, must take D-rank missions. The Akatsuki, Tobi included, goes grocery shopping for the daimyo's wife. Chaos ensues. Rated for Hidan's mouth ( Read more... )

Summary: Tsunade only took Haruno Sakura as her apprentice because she thought the girl would grow up. She didn't ( Read more... )

Summary: GaiKaka friendship, NOT romance, light AsuKure. "Besides... We are eternal rivals, Kakashi. For better or for worse ( Read more... )

Summary: KakaYama friendship or pre-slash, whatever you want. Sometimes Yamato thinks Kakashi is crazy. Other times, he thinks he's crazy himself. Maybe they're all crazy ( Read more... )

Summary: Team Seven, Sasuke included, is ambushed on a mission. After fighting their attackers off, they wait for a medic and take care of Kakashi, who was poisoned- and are confused when he mistakes them for three people named Rin, Obito, and Minato. They had never wondered so much about their sensei and his past until now. No pairings ( Read more... )

Summary: Kakairu, Iruka-centric, oneshot. A missing nin henges into Kakashi and tortures Iruka. Later, Iruka can't stand Kakashi's touch, even though he knows it wasn't him ( Read more... )

Summary: Minato really should stop asking Kakashi questions. He doesn't like having his heart broken. Not MinKaka. Oneshot ( Read more... )

Summary: Kakashi finds Sakumo. Then Minato finds Kakashi. Not MinKaka. Oneshot.
Rating: T
Warnings: Suicide. Also, this was never meant to be posted and was done so through complete accident; as such, there will be inaccuracies with Japanese custom (as a guest reviewer pointed out). I am sorry... but people liked it so I wasn't going to delete it.

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Summary: Kakairu. Sick!Kakashi, Iruka, and a nurse's uniform. Oneshot. "I will not hug you until you're better. I don't want to get sick, too!" "But, Tsunade said it wasn't contagious! Not except through bodily fluids-" "Exactly. And everyone knows that a hug with you is asking for molestation ( Read more... )

Summary: Tayuya. Orochimaru. NOT romance. Their first meeting. Orochimaru wants her for her flute, and Tayuya's intimidated by his inhumanly long tongue and the fact that he seems to be made of snakes, but he seems nice, and he's willing to take care of her, and that's all she really wants. Oneshot. Rated for language, because it's Tayuya ( Read more... )